Get Your Feet Off My Dash

Hey.

[guy]

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

[beyoncebeytwice]

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

Boys who like coleslaw you are valid

[chessys]

no ur not

[lips-dontlie]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[thealogie]

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

[collegiate-confession]

[loveurself2]

a man: “let’s–” me: yeah i wont be doing that

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mielparaoshun]

a short story

[thedashinghoodlum]

“why’d you throw it?”

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

[vh1d]

if ur scared for the world clap ur hands 👏👏

[boredpanda]

Couple In Long Distance Relationship Connects By Creating Combo Pictures

[marxapan-deactivated20190122]

Aww

[amyfountains]

AWWWWWWWWW

[boredpanda]

If Animals Could Talk

[naadaa11]

[ancientproverb]

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

[oceanicsteam]

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

[angel-invasion-deactivated20151]

Oh my GOD

[waveyjay96-deactivated20200825]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😩😩😩😩😩

[micdotcom]

Brain scans reveal what dogs really think of us

 Thanks to recent developments in brain imaging technology, we’re starting to get a better picture of the happenings inside the canine cranium.

That’s right — scientists are actually studying the brains of dogs. And what the studies show is welcome news for all dog owners: Not only do dogs seem to love us back, they actually see us as their family. It turns out that dogs rely on humans more than they do their own kind for affection, protection and everything in between.

What dogs are physically wired to notice about humans  | Follow micdotcom

[wowthing]

i am really on the verge of tears because i love dogs so much oh my god

[micdotcom]

Bill O’Reilly just managed to come off worse than Donald Trump. Not only is O’Reilly’s stereotyping of black Americans offensive — it’s hypocritical.

[micdotcom]

Update: Larry Wilmore saw this O’Reilly segment and had some words for the Fox News host.

But he didn’t stop there. Wilmore invited his viewers to join in:

And they did.