miscellania

Lisa. Dental Hygienist. Las Vegas Slots Rugby. Tall. Blonde. Awesome. Red Sox. Bleeding heart Liberal. Hiking. Jack Daniels.

[sandandglass]

[lisapervert-blog]

17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!

20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese

[curseofthefanartlords]

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

[laurazocca]

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

[lisapervert-blog]

[huffpost]

President Obama came down hard on gun-control laws during today’s Tumblr Q&A. See the president’s full response on gun control here.

[thisisuscrazymofos]

[safelyendangered]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[safelyendangered]

[playmobilcha]

[chrismogaku]

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

[charliedoesatumble]

WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE PREFERENCES

WOMEN HAVE A CHOICE IN WHO TO DATE/SLEEP WITH/ETC

WOMEN DON’T HAVE TO LIKE YOU

WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO JUSTIFY THEIR PREFERENCES

WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID TO REJECT SOMEONE FOR WHATEVER REASON

BEING “NICE” DOES NOT MEAN A PERSON IS ATTRACTED TO YOU OR OWES YOU ANYTHING

SERIOUSLY

I

AM

SCARED

AND

IT’S

NOT

FAIR

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

[animalsnaps]

[ad-mira-tion]

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

[hi-gienist]

"Why aren’t you going to be a dentist? i thought you were smart"

"Why don’t you just stay in school and become a dentist?"

"You’re just cleaning teeth? Just become a dentist and you can actually help people"

"All dental hygiene boils down to is just knowing what tools to use for scraping...

[lisapervert-blog]

College of Southern Nevada Dental Hygiene, Class of 2014!! Take WREB in August, then I'll be a full fledged RDH!

[thicque]

[lisapervert-blog]

Republicans: "There's no war on women."

Republicans: *attempts to shut down women's health centers based in whether or not they provide abortion*

Republicans: *attempts to criminalize abortion*

Republicans: "If it's a legitimate rape..." "Rape is inevitable, might as well lie back and enjoy it." "If women have the right to an abortion then men have the right to rape." "Rape is a gift from God." "Rape happens for a reason."

Republicans: *refused to sign the Violence Against Women act*

Republicans: *have not expressed approval of the Pregnant Workers Act*

Republicans: *forced transvaginal ultrasounds, refusal to include birth control and abortion in insurance, 'rape insurance law', over 200 bills introduced to reduce women's rights*

Republicans: "No, but seriously, there's no war on women."