Live Laugh Lobotomize Me💕

30-something // tiramisu enthusiast

[thicque]

every day i am hate-crimed by this cat

[thicque]

i know that trans women are women bc all of us are about to be late for our 7:30 dinner rezzy due to this diva not being happy with her goddamn makeup

i know HRT takes two years but your eyeliner doesn't need to now fucking mooooooove sister

[thicque]

guess who showed up at the restaurant alone so we could keep the reservation time

[thicque]

i know that trans women are women bc all of us are about to be late for our 7:30 dinner rezzy due to this diva not being happy with her goddamn makeup

i know HRT takes two years but your eyeliner doesn't need to now fucking mooooooove sister

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[phantastische-illustrationen]

'Geological wandering', 1990 (Johfra Bosschart)

[thenmikestates-deactivated20130]

Visit Original Link

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[selfcarereminder]

have you done anything today that was just for you? nothing useful, nothing for anyone else. just something that felt good

[theehorsepusssy]

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[the-yoshir]

Ok then don't post it online?

[64mpg]

sorry i forgot we’re only allowed to post if it’s a performance for a target audience my bad my fault sorry

[itheginger]

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

[kosmogrl]

[thicque]

y'all need to shut the fuck up about your glorious violent revolution fantasies when you're

• afraid of guns, and • are too anxious to leave your homes to actually help people in your own neighborhood/town/city in the current real world that we live in

[thicque]

being a seasoned facebook marketplace veteran means i have three different fb accounts on my phone, ipad, and laptop that i use to send offers on things with

let's say there's an item out there listed for $400 and it's been sitting unsold for a few weeks

first i send an egregiously, offensively low offer from account no.1 on the ipad. like $75 low. this one is meant to be ignored. i like to send this earlier in the morning. this account has also been blocked by a lot of sellers lmaaaoooo

around 4-6 hours later, i use the account on my phone to send something along the lines of $125. still offensively low, but higher than the first bid. tell 'em i got cash and can meet TODAY/TONIGHT

later in the evening or the next morning, i'll send an offer from my main account for $200 saying i can see it's been up for a while and i'd love to make a deal to take it off your hands. sometimes this gets ignored, sometimes this gets accepted within a couple of hours to a week if the seller needs some time to stew on it.

and this is why i'm awake at 5:30am on a saturday to drive across town to pick up an absolutely mintyyyy 200mm f/2.8 prime lens

[captainclickycat]

I've talked about reasons I don't like internet censorship a lot in the past, but one reason that's more specific than most is that if someone writes "shot" as "sh*t", no matter how clear the context is, I am not going to process the word as "shot".

[captainclickycat]

@meanbihexual You get me.

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.