f1 and fs fan

25 y.e., bipolar, ADHD, multifandom no mourners, no funerals

[cardanjudesworld]

[lissa-edem]

Guys, have you seen this fucking adorable stupid curly puppy called FIA Formula 1 World Champion with the part of his underwear outside, so everyone could notice it? The video. Mclaren. Instagram. As my bestie said, Lando, darling, you what? have just managed getting out of somebody's bed? (she said "Oscar's" actually, but don't mind, people) He was born in 1999. He had no possibility to know what it was, the fashion with underwear displayed because of jeans being really low on the hips.

He's a muppet, he's the champion, he's so ridiculous. We love him.

[lissa-edem]

Oscar: and this is my ex-boyfriend

Lando: Osc, stop it. hi, I'm Lando, Oscar's husband.

I know, it's stupid

[lissa-edem]

Imagine

4 glasses.

Kimi: the glass is half full.

Charles: no, it's half empty.

Max, keeping the glass under his nose: it's vodka, not water.

Lando, who has just drunk the contents in one gulp: *coughing*

Oscar with rolled eyes: *taking kinder chocolate out of his shorts and giving to Lando*

Lando: *almost dying out of breath*

Kimi: fuck, Oscar, can you please just kiss him?

Charles to Max: do we have a camera?

Max: yes!

[eightyonefour]

[lissa-edem]

So fucking beautiful

[lissa-edem]

Is it only me or... Has even one of you noticed, that Lando looks... Idk much happier now? He's literally shining. He smiles kinda much more, than in the beginning part of the season. Yeah, in some cases he talks about Oscar, by the way, while he's so-so joyful. But I mean in general. Just look at him. Lando makes me smile, when I see him in the video. No, it's not something bad or terrifying. Just... Am I the one who has noticed?

I hope, Lando will be happy indeed.

[lissa-edem]

Yesterday I saw that video with Lando telling about his first steps in karting. And (he's not my type, if we are talking about his appearance) I was just: "Fuuuuck... He's such a charming boy, a lovely kitten... Wait... 10 years ago... Even smaller... Smiling... Soft... Cute... Adorable honey-kid... Fuuuuck. If 15 y.o. Oscar saw him, then poor Oscar, he had no chance".

I mean, I've just realized, that Lando is pretty and still in his era of being a soft, lovely kitten, as I said. Excuse me, I'm shocked! Oscar and I are the same age (2001), so... Just poor Oscar. But. Oscar has the current version of Lando near him. But. Yeeeeeaaaah, I can understand, why Oscar had noticed Lando before they became teammates.

Ландо увушный, очаровательный, ламповый, кудрявенький, милашный, и во-первых, где я всё это время была, а во-вторых, а вот Оскар-то куда смотрел...

[eightyonefour]

p1 & p3 for the miami sprint 🤝🏻

[lissa-edem]

Yeah, when someone says, that it's not ok to be a hater (I'm a McLaren fan, 481, fuck off, but Kimi received death threats last year, you, fucking idiots), you show, that you should visit psychiatrist. It started again with insulting and then it will definitely continue with the same death threats. You aren't fans, guys, you're not supporters, you're just obsessed people. I'll tell you how it works for those "fans". It's ok to talk shit about other drivers, not your fav, it's ok to insult people, who are against any hate, but when someone writes a bad comment about your fav, you try to destroy that person. Double standards.

[lissa-edem]

I've just seen a video. On Instagram. The girl asked, if we wanted to have such a leader of the championship like Kimi. In the background she turned on another video with Kimi just walking and showing his beautiful arms (not a big deal). Darling, who the fuck is interested in your stupid opinion, when you just trying to insult Kimi? Do We WaNnA hAvE tHaT cHaMpIoN? (Sorry, she speaks Russian, I'm trying to translate with her dumb intonation) What's your problem, girl? Who we? You exactly? No one wants your fucking "Хотим ли мы вот ТАКОГО чемпиона?". No one asks you.

And the problem is that such people always dislike or hate someone. They don't want Ham, Seb, Nando, Lando, Max, the old Kimi. "Меня не устраивает, что вот он чемпион мира". Shut up, girl (завалите ебало и придите в себя). This is only your problem, that there's no driver, who could be good enough for you. Except for your favorite ones, of course.

sorry for mistakes.

[l0veyourselfirst]

Unboxed: McLaren Racing Live in Miami

[helenofsparta2]

After seing several dozen tiktoks saying stuff like "Percy gave up godhood/ immortality for Annbeth" or "Annabeth is the main reason why Percy gave up godhood", I am eternally grateful for the existence of this segment from "Demigods and Magicians":

"Zeus offered me a reward: godhood. I turned him down flat. I wanted justice for other demigods instead. I wanted the gods to stop being jerks and to pay attention to their kids." (The Crown of Ptolemy)

Thank you "Crown of Ptolemy"

[lissa-edem]

I have been waiting for this fucking moment, and I didn't even know about it! Not my idea, of course.

Lando: c'mon, I wasn't that drunk yesterday.

Max F.: yep, you tried to flirt with Oscar.

Lando: so what? he's my husband.

Max V.: you asked him if he was single, and when he said no, you started crying like if I had won the championship that year.

Max F.: worse.

[lissa-edem]

Oscar: fuck those new rules, I would say. but what should we do?

Lando: fuck each other?

Oscar: what?

Lando: can you just say yes, please?

[lissa-edem]

I'm a McLaren fan (Senna, Prost, Hamilton, Alonso, Ricciardo, Norris and Piastri). Remember it.

Let's start the fucking chaos. I'm not gonna talk about Brocedes. But. What the fuck is going on with that Dominic Toretto's style shit which is called "But Lewis is a part of our family, people"? Pardon me, Merc babies, but the team had been acting like "You dare not to like something here? Go to Ferrari" before Ham decided to leave. Only Bono had behaved normally, as Ham had deserved, and Bono continued doing it when Ham changed his color to red. And now (I don't hate Kimi or George) the Merc team has been doing what? Taking credit for other people's achievements? As my own inchident of Ferrari said, if Ham is still their driver, what did they do for his car? Nothing? Even Leo Leclerc helped better. Why is the team, which right now has nothing in common with Ham's results, acts like they didn't show him the door and send him to the fucking Ferrari? And what do they god damn expect? That Ferrari won't answer? If I were the Ferrari team, I would answer.

[mufinss]

I KNOW Lando and Oscar are gonna fuck so good after this. The best sex ever, and in-between moans they will be debriefing about the race

[lissa-edem]

I'm not a Ferrari fan, but I love Ferrari.