A writer trapped in a dentist's body

Inspirations and obsessions!

[fairytales-arent-real-here]

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

[seized]

me

[litania87]

My cat cindy

[prasejeebus]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

who the fuck is this

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

[tbbt-faves]

Season 2, Episode 23: The Monopolar Expedition.

[only-a-few-thoughts]

it Means I wish you weren’t going.

[tbbt-faves]

God, I’d forgotten about this scene. I miss this Lenny tbh

[evenxisak]

when you realize you’re in too deep

[zackisontumblr]

i trust her

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[whitebeltwriter]

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

SLOW CLAP

[pipermashea]

I had to reblog it twice

[heavydirtyghoul-inactive-deacti]

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

[twentyoneframes]

j

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him

[panicrobot]

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

[momir-vig-did-nothing-wrong-blog]

“I think we can all agree, the past is over.” - George bush

Best quote NA

[postlitany]

omg I love this so much 

[ameliastardust]

one minute i’m horny af and then the next i dont want anyone to come near me with a ten foot pole 

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[sweetsluttyangel-deactivated201]

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit

[manicheen]

I’m the only one who ever felt that feeling?

When you get to your house after a bad day, you go to your bed with your phone or computer, on the fanfiction page of your favorite fandom and you’re just like :

“I’m finally at home.”

[why-cant-cordy-stay-deactivated]

them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-

me: 

them: h….holy shit….

[beyoncevevo]

there needs to be a month between august and september