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Anthony, 30ish Colorado, NZ I became a nightblogger and now it's daytime

[retrogamingblog2]

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[dragongirltitties]

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

[trickstertime]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I challenge you to a shapeshifter's duel!

I take the form of... 2010's podcaster and internet celebrity, Justin McElroy!

[transfemhyunckel]

I take the form of Markiplier!

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Haha! You've fallen into my trap! I take the form of the Monster from the movie Iron Lung!

[akeydel]

Hop in Mark, these beasties ain't got nothin on ol Feldspar!

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[min0uet]

the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

[unyieldingsilence]

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[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[honeygordo]

just got jumpscared at work today

[ozempicofficial]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[ramenbrainedoak]

the truth about computers they don't want you to know.

[iamoutofideas]

adventure time one-off character

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[atelier-tamamoland]