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What my followers think they’re getting: classic lit memes, the finest of jokes, very cultured blog
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THE CUEIST CANNOT JUST TELEPORT ME THAT IS A VIOLATION OF MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO FREE WILL
Me: Immanuel, can you do something for me?
Immanuel: Kant
WHY THE *FUCK* DOES HE HAVE A CHASTITY BELT
Risotto fuckers are just Abbachiofuckers that don't have a (possibly subconscious) desire for their man to sub. Like yeah abbachio is a 6"2 man who'd probably slap you and call you names and degrade u if u asked him too (maybe if u didnt), but I have never seen someone look more like they want their hair pulled than leone. He just radiates the desire to be fucked. Risotto... well good luck domming Risotto if hes not in the mood to sub.
Things are heating up in the Risotto/Abbacchiofucker fandom
Finishing this super super old wip alll because I was showing my roommate my art and I just haaad to edit it which then ofc activated the compulsion to finish it even though I have a billion million assignments I need to work on
I do not remember him being this ugly wtf
PLEASE HELP
Does anyone have that meme on twitter (I think) where someone posted a photo of the pasta fagottini and someone was like “someone has the chance to make the funniest jojo oc” PLEASE IM LOSING SLEEP
Was no one going to tell me that Dracula in Castlevania was based off of Vlad the Impaler or was I supposed to find that shit out for myself
Frodo: I hate it when I’m on a world-saving mission to destroy Satan’s jewellery and Galadriel gives me their ‘most beloved star.’ Like oh great now I have to be responsible for Elrond’s dad.
IS IT CALLED AN INCUBUS BECAUSE THE DICK INCUBATES INSIDE YOU
Louis: the horrors persist, but so do I
Lestat: for the last time, Louis, I have a name
What Mary Shelley said:
It was on a dreary night in November, that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet.
What Mary Shelley meant: Victor was A Nervous Wreck™ while putting together the final parts he needed for his creation.
What I imagine:
Dorian Gray: uhhh Basil’s praying after I showed him the embodiment of my sins in the form of a portrait he painted for me. Quick, stab him
Dorian Gray: shit well now I have blood under my fingernails
Dorian Gray: time to call my ex to ask him to dispose of a body for me. What could possibly go wrong
Mary Shelley when describing Frankenstein’s creation:
He serves so much cunt that he makes the cannibals jealous
Lestat: *does something*
Louis: