your heart is an empty room

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[necromycologist]

nobody is doing it like harrowhark nonagesimus. she ran a planet alone from the age of ten. she memorized a 10000 page fanfic out of pure repetition. she lobotomized herself to command f and replace every instance of her gfs name. her favourite food is gruel. she constructed an entire time bubble in death to provide backstory for her lobotomy. she hallucinated coffee au fanfiction.

[margarettherelentless]

[swordrogue]

You know that post that's like 'if you went back in time you couldn't alter the timeline because you don't know how electricity or anything works?' Or maybe it's 'if you got transported to a primitive society you wouldn't be able to advance it' anyway the details don't matter I just want to say I think the Nine Houses don't have photos because John reasonably has no idea how they work

[camillarekt]

every time I see “life is too short and love is too long” I think of that neruda quote “loving is so short and forgetting is so long” and that makes me think of gideon and harrow and also the lyctors and their ten thousand years without their cavaliers and then I want to eat glass. anyway how is everyone else doing?

[spidersmiceandeverythingnice]

I never want to hear shit about unreliable narrators in ACOTAR and all it's shitty romantasy clones because the Locked Tomb is narrated by:

-A jock who tunes out whenever anyone explains the magic system and gets distracted by hot girls so much that she doesn't even notice she's in a murder mystery until the mystery is solved

-A nun lost in the fog of unfathomable grief and religious trauma who gave herself a lobotomy at Claire's and has no idea of what's even real anymore

-A six month old who eats sand and dirt and has already forgotten all of the world building that you learned in the last two books

[myrkky]

I've been listening to the Locked Tomb series and um yeah. I love Gideon.

(almost done with Nona the Ninth and seriously can't wait for Alecto to come out!!)

[thund3rnrain]

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

harrows biggest problem is that she can't stop turning herself into a living mausoleum of the person she loves, which is not great, but it is leagues better than johns biggest problem, which is turning other people into living mausoleums of the people he loves

[threesday]

Nona spoilers + rant bc nona breaks my heart

nona the ninth is about 4 people who have been so crossed and fucked with by the system theyve lived in and by god himself. and among them is the earth who has been traumatized and wronged and violated by the man who became god and all the sudden she is out of her prison, she is a little girl and she loves her best friends so much. and these 3 people want nothing more than to protect her. but shes dying. shes dying and she has to die but shes not afraid to die, shes afraid that the love she has for them will go away. but not even god can take away the amount of love she has for them and everyone. and then she wakes up in the sexualized prison that god built for her and shes fucking mad and so am i.

[woundworship]

i miss tlt so bad i need to spend 38 hours on the tumblr tag

[paradoxcase]

It's occurred to me that although many Locked Tomb characters have died and still managed to hold on to their positions as major onscreen characters (or gained a new position as a major onscreen character after death, e.g. Ortus) it's not really a "death is cheap" universe like Homestuck was for example, where every single character has died at least once and it was all no big deal. But it's clearly also not a "death is final" universe. So I want to propose a new category for the Locked Tomb: "death is expensive". That is, if your blorbo dies, there is still a solid chance that they will reappear onscreen at a later date, but you will have to pay a hefty fee of body horror and/or self-destructive codependent body-sharing or equivalent value for that privilege

[undressrehearsal]

lets get one thing straight gideon nav is a loser with no rizz

ppl characterize her as this big butch himbo sex god jock but she's literally. a loser. like we're talking about the girl who constantly thinks about coronabeth's tits when she's in the room but when a hot girl actually tries to talk to her she takes any excuse to dip. she canonically reads sleazy porn magazines and unironically loves puns

she's a loser and i love her for it

[chromegnomes]

was told I should post this on tumblr

[direquail]

I think we don’t give Camilla Hect enough badass credit for making the vengeful eldritch soul of the earth do physical therapy and DBT exercises. she’s like the meme of Eddie Brock asking for two bagels when Venom says they want to eat the souls of the innocent. and then she snuggled with her at night.

[sunfloowerlatte-art]

69 shitpost I forgot to post here

[margarettherelentless]

What if I was a Catholic Nun who was in love with Satan and you were Jesus and we made out sloppy style?

And we were both Girls?

[elym13]

Shamelessly stolen from Discord.