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#{ && a passing grade? like a c? why don't i just get pregnant at a bus station? | musings }

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Community + text posts: the best of Annie Edison ★

#{ && i need purell for my brain | annie edison }

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COMMUNITY MEME.2 ships.

ANNIE/ABED (½). “Abed sees Annie as a creature of grace.” - Dan Harmon

#{ && tbt | annie edison }#mobile tag later #{ && will you still be han solo after we die | abed nadir }

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genehunt:

[Insp]

#{ && i only did it because i love you | jeff winger }#{ && if we were married you wouldn’t find me flirting with another woman | jeff & annie }#{ && i need purell for my brain | annie edison }#i h8 my life

bitcmc:

“ As interesting as all that was, I don’t recall asking for your life story.”

“no need to ASK, i will just tell you things you don’t need to know. it’s how i RUN things as a person. it wasn’t really an OPTION, honestly! even if no one is listening i will still SAY WORDS. annie edison, by the way--- i guess this wasn’t a start for friendship, but i don’t care--- i kind of feel like it is.”

#{ con: bitcmc }

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brttanyjade:

Jeff “I’ve been telling myself lies for 6 years” Winger

#{ && i only did it because i love you | jeff winger }#{ && if we were married you wouldn’t find me flirting with another woman | jeff & annie }#{ && i need purell for my brain | annie edison }

princessarixl:

“ You can be too old for an app?” Ariel made a face. It was strange to think that was a thing. “ But, no. I mean as long as you have people to connect with.”

“well--- the last time i messed with an app? it was kind of MESSY & WILD, i’m pretty sure we turned into a HUNGER GAMES NOVEL; britta thought she was the LEADER which was scary. i hope this app doesn’t poison my mind like MEOWMEOWBEANZ did. sorry, just ramblings of the past! what else does snapchat do?”

#{ con: princessarixl }

bitcmc:

“ My voice just has a natural serious tone to it.”

“we can’t all have a playful tone; my friend abed sounds very serious, even when he’s being playful! so, i can see where you’re coming from! honestly--- my whole study group happened to be full of sarcastic grumps. you kind of remind me of a friend of mine--- britta.”

#{ con: bitcmc }

dreamatoriumisms:

[to: hector] i’d like to think we’ve seen the last of them but you never know.

[to: hector] we should prepare, just in case.

[to: hector] don’t worry, it wasn’t chang. HAM GURL isn’t even a thing here.

[text to BROWN JAMIE LEE CURTIS] what do we need to prepare?? [text to BROWN JAMIE LEE CURTIS] don’t even start with that awful catchphrase. [text to BROWN JAMIE LEE CURTIS] i’m waiting for chang to come crawling out of some vent. or possibly the SEWERS!

#{ text: dreamatoriumisms }

darlingangela:

[to: annie edison] that is the truest thing i have ever read.

[to: annie edison] we should go get some together! where’s your favourite place?

[text to WENDY DARLING] i prefer the little doughnut shops? [text to WENDY DARLING] have any ideas??

#{ text: darlingangela }#late late late fml

dreamatoriumisms:

“well, you’re here at least.” annie was probably the best person to be stranded in space and time with. jeff would be dismissive, britta would boast about living in new york, pierce was – pierce, shirley would pray. annie got it. she could help figure things out. “you’ve been here a while? funny, i hadn’t noticed you missing back home.”

“i’m here--- and,” eyebrows pressed together, “ABED? what time did you come from? if i was missing from home, then that means, i wasn’t headed off to WASHINGTON in your time?” mouth fell agape, “are we from different times??”

#{ con: dreamatoriumisms }#walks in 8 days later with STARBUCKS #im trash im sorry #i think it would be funny if they were from diff times sO

losmuertcs:

“I KINDA DID, yes. and now? now i regret it quite a lot to be honest. but… it did sound like a great idea at first.”

“trust me, i totally get it! i was on YOUTUBE watching old KIT-KAT commercials; i had the jingle in my head for like a week. and i had like 25 kit-kat’s. how can you NOT want those things after singing the jingle??”

#{ con: losmuertcs }#food mention tw

bitcmc:

“ You don’t get sarcasm, do you?”

“you sounded way more SERIOUS than you think, my friend.”

#{ con: bitcmc }

alisonbriefans

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alisonbriefans:

alisonbrie: Cracking open my buddy joelmchale’s new book! And you can too! I hear it’s out now…right Joel?? (1 page in & already laughing…)

#{ && blee blee blah blah bluh bluh bluh blah | britt speaks ooc }#literally me #HIS BOOK IS SO FUNNNNNNNNNNY

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“Excuse me for being the only married woman in a group full of horny toads who sit around all night just making googly eyes at each other!” - Shirley Bennett

#bleh too tired to do annie replies #i hashtag SUCK #{ && i only did it because i love you | jeff winger }#{ && if we were married you wouldn’t find me flirting with another woman | jeff & annie }#{ && i need purell for my brain | annie edison }