earlgreybird

main: @bookwormsontherun blog is run by multiple people

[little-orphan-ant]

trick or treat??

treat!! (get it bc. little earl grey rat i’m so clever)

[sunshinerotting]

can i come over and be weirdly quiet and use your lap as a pillow and never leave

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: I steamed a pot of mantou that turned out absolutely perfect, just so everyone knows.(cr河北花样馒头陆子明)

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[littlecaprine]

Let Wenzhou eat part 2

part 1

[blignick]

[horrifyingsludge]

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[horrifyingsludge]

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[meidotan]

[minotauri]

dianxia i would die for you

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[slovensko]

Z glasom natakarice v manjšem mestu: Goga? Joj, ne, ne, tole je g-Ô-ga, s širokim o. Marsikdo zameša. Ne, ne, nobenega dogodka pri nas, samo malo mestece smo. *se ji obraz omrači* Seveda je tudi pri nas zadušljivo ... No, nekaj se mora zgoditi ... Nič se še ni vžgalo, ampak ... Kmalu, prepričana sem, da bo kmalu.