Hi, I'm Little Mac but you probably already knew that. My pronouns are He/Him though I don't really care tbh.
I have no idea why but one of the higher-ups at the WVBA said I should make an account to help promote myself. Why they're trusting me with this instead of hiring someone more professional is beyond me. I'm just going along with this just to see how this will go.
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Howdy, @thatrockcreature42 here. Made a new Little Mac roleplay account because I accidentally deleted the old one. I'll use any pronouns so don't worry about what you have to refer to me as.
Pfp is a low quality screenshot from Doobus Goobus' Punch-Out animation.
This goes without saying but please refrain from any asks related to NSFW or shipping Mac with any of the characters, he's canonically 17 and I really hope I don't have to explain why that would be weird at best.
What do you think of your fans? Think they're crazy or something else?
Most of the fans I've interacted with so far are pretty normal, and I like some of the fanart I've seen. And sure, I've seen a couple weird posts, but it's mostly harmless shitposts and memes. As for the fans that aren't normal... I've been avoiding them like the plague ever since Sky warned me about them.
Little mac don't you find it weird that they let a 78 year old boxer to go to a ring with a wooden staff? (who i am referring to is hoy quarlow)
If they're already gonna let me and Birdie into the ring despite neither of us being adults, then I'm not surprised they let someone old enough to be my grandpa into the ring. Besides, it's not even the first time they let someone past the age of 40 into the ring, since they also let Von Kaiser and Gabby Jay fight.
As for his staff, if you introduced me to Hoy before I had a rematch against Aran, I would've been shocked. Now though, I feel like I would be more concerned if I saw him without it. The fact I would care more if he didn't carry a staff should be a sign that the WVBA is screwed, but I'm already too deep by this point.
I'm also unsure if he could even fight without it since I don't think I've ever seen him throw an actual punch.
Thanks to you, I actually got a pretty good grade on my physics final. I was calculating the momentum of your punches and compared it to the others. Anyways I'm surprised how you're still breathing tbh.
Honestly, I'm surprised too. But then again, if Glass joe can survive losing 101 times, I guess I can survive getting punched by people who break every rule in boxing.
Mac, I’m going up against Aaron Ryan next month and I’m low-key kind of nervous, especially after seeing you fight him please give me some tips bro plsssssssss
Unless you're also okay with cheating, the best advice I could give you is to either get good, or pick a god and start praying.
During my rematch yesterday, I heard someone in the crowd jokingly tell me to throw the fight if I supported gay rights. Jokes on them because I'm both Bi and Ace, so there's no way I'm losing.
Aight mb for saying you look 28 first of all. Second of all, is boxing the key to a good skincare routine? Like, you're 17 and you have no blemishes or acne. Would love to know since I kinda have prom next year.
Honestly not mad about the 28 year old comment (I was more confused than anything). But yeah, idk why I haven't been screwed over by acne or anything. I doubt it has to do with boxing though, if anything, I'd imagine it would mess me up more tbh. It's probably best if you ask Heike Kagero, they probably know more than me.
How are you 17 but look 28. Do you age a bit whenever you have to deal with Aran Ryan's shenanigans?
Ignoring the first part of that question, I might as well be aging every time I have to put up with whatever Aran does. At first it was a little terrifying witnessing the things he does, but after a while it just got annoying.
Hey why do you ask Mac if he has cheeseburgers in his gloves
Uhh... Ye see, i wuz makin a joke abt how soft his punchez were. So i said dat he had burgerz in his glovez, cuz datz an American thing, right?... I jjust thought i wuld b funny...
You might wanna keep track of your gloves, Aran. I imagine it would be a pain in the ass if someone hypothetically swapped your horseshoes with cheeseburgers...
Your Highness, what made you get into boxing in the first place? I would think that you’re a little too young for any company to sign you on or sponsor you yet since a child getting injured in the ring would produce a lot of scandal
So Little Mac can be 16-17 and be in the ring, and I can't? wwoowwwwww. REGARDLESS, I- My MENTOR wants me to train so I can be a proper MAGICAL GIRL, Pyuu!!
Yeah on second thought why is the WVBA allowing in little kids thats odd.
For real though, why did the WVBA let either of us into the ring? I don't think it would help them if they ever get in legal trouble for all the broken rules they've let slide.