Goddess

2x Raw and Smackdown Women's Champion. Can't reach things on the top shelf but can kick you hard enough you'll cry. [RP Blog]

[afuckingknightmare]

I decided to get a beanie and accidently spent $300 on it.

There’s a joke here.

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

At least your head will be warm?

[partcyborgpartsuperman]

Less upset about losing than I am about losing to a so-called rich man who doesn’t even know how to wear shirts that fit. I’m sending my tailor his way out of absolute pity.

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

I don’t know which one you’re referencing but if Shane tried to adjust his shirt one more time while you spinning him I was going to lose my mind. He was literally wearing another shirt underneath. LEAVE IT ALONE.

[bodybypancakes]

Cardio is the devil

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Yes but think about all the things you can eat after you do cardio 😁

[boyfriendstealerx]

TAG BELTS THO

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

GO WIN THEM AND THEN COME TO RAW AND BE ON A MOMENT OF BLISS.

[boyfriendstealerx]

👏👏👏👏

WE WILL DO THIS.

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

😁😁😁💖💖💖

I feel like you guys will be sooo vicious in the chamber. Kind of relieved I won’t be in there because you’re going to destroy everyone.

[boyfriendstealerx]

TAG BELTS THO

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

GO WIN THEM AND THEN COME TO RAW AND BE ON A MOMENT OF BLISS.

[thegreatsavagery]

Liquor is great.

Daily PSA.

Also.

When am I up for “A Moment Of Bliss”

@littlemisstwistedbliss

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Do something interesting and then I’ll consider it 😘

[boyfriendstealerx]

I’m going to train so I’m fit enough to be on The Rocks new show 😡

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

DO IT.

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Congrats @afuckingknightmare! Crushing everything you do as per usual. Can’t wait to try it all!

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

It’s the year of the pig, aka the year of Larry Steve! He will be a benevolent ruler so long as you bring him enough apples.

[zxhraschreiber]

By benevolent do you mean he’s gonna eat everyone?

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

What? No! Larry Steve is a vegetarian! The worst he could do is fall asleep on your legs, which he’s actually done to me on several occasions. I was trapped on the coach until he woke up...

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

It’s the year of the pig, aka the year of Larry Steve! He will be a benevolent ruler so long as you bring him enough apples.

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Who wants to be on my talk show?

The correct answer is all of you btw. It’s going to be amaaaazing. 😎

[xdutch-destroyerx-blog]

🤔

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Want to be a guest? 😁

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Who wants to be on my talk show?

The correct answer is all of you btw. It’s going to be amaaaazing. 😎

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Advertised on all the MSG banners. At home in my PJs. Something about this seems not right...

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Friendly reminder that we’re filming six hours of Raw tonight. 😐

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

Disney days are always my fav. Yesterday was no exception 😁

[littlemisstwistedbliss]

I’m dying.

Someone get me medicine and soup 😩

[thegreatsavagery]

I’m super duper hungover

[littlemisstwistedbliss]