Live Life on Legendary

I say to thee, fellow internetter, do not sit idly by as all the humor the internet has to offer whips past your head while you focus on silly things like "responsibilities." Play some games, peer into my thoughts, have a good laugh and shit on any noob that gets in your way. My name is Sean, but in the carnage-peppered wasteland known as Xbox Live I am known only by my epic gamertag: Free Beer. I am here to share with you the most sound advice one could ever give. Live Life on Legendary. I'm from Upstate New York and my Hobbies include; Piracy and not acting my age. Instagram: @SeanSpeezy - Twitter: @SeanSpeezy - Gamertag: Free Beer

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We lost a truly good fella today 🙏🏼😞 https://www.instagram.com/p/CeB9Gi4OWGL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Tell me I’m wrong 👀 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd6hcSLufVX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Hello, police? I’d like to file a domestic abuse report 🐰🔪 https://www.instagram.com/p/CdOTUUuOByD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Donde esta el weed? 🤓 https://www.instagram.com/p/CbDTg4LO_vp/?utm_medium=tumblr

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No McDonald’s and no IKEA? How’s it feel to be a third world country, ya a-holes? 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca5McV7rLX8/?utm_medium=tumblr

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It’s better than hanging out with the radioactive mutants on the surface 🎮 https://www.instagram.com/p/CanK2qXOcD8/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Webster was low key a freak 📖 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cai7jPQu6wi/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Let me call my buddy who’s an expert on infinity stones 💎 https://www.instagram.com/p/CafoTXHuFx-/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Would you mind passing me my Gucci toilet brush? I ate diamonds for lunch and this is gonna be a sharp one 💎 https://www.instagram.com/p/CaaRQQZuXMh/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Isn’t Putin just French fries with gravy on them? 🍟 https://www.instagram.com/p/CaYd7qFuSko/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Zero tolerance for that shit 🐈‍⬛ https://www.instagram.com/p/CaLqwLLOVFG/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Class of ‘03 is so fucking hype for Sunday 🏈 https://www.instagram.com/p/CZzsYxOOpUx/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Sorry guys, my friend bought me a case of Casamigos for my birthday 3 weeks ago and I blacked out, woke up in Mexico and had to dig a tunnel underneath the border, hitchhike across the country and call several Uber’s. But I’m back now. Anyone wanna grab a drink? 😎 https://www.instagram.com/p/CZkPBr7u3VJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Not to flex on you or anything 💪🎮 https://www.instagram.com/p/CYueIYKOgNA/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Low key wish I could play The Legend of Zelda on my dab pen 😒 https://www.instagram.com/p/CYqMEmYuLo-/?utm_medium=tumblr

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More like Bob Savage; the comedy world lost a fucking legend today 🤟😔 https://www.instagram.com/p/CYh-vsbOXIb/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Still slaps tho, I don’t even care 🍝 (at Olive Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYPuubSudJ1/?utm_medium=tumblr