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viejospellejos

Típico de belgas malinois

ceruinus

Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

ultramarineblues

I can confirm they are.

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices

super-sootica

If you've had a blog since 2011-2016 or earlier then it may be time to learn about perimenopause.

Perimenopause is what people think menopause is, however the menopause is only one day in your life, 12 months after you've stopped having your periods, i.e. bleeding for five days or more a month and somehow not dying or killing anyone, if you did kill someone that's your business but not a get out of nature's plan card.

While it normally starts in your mid 40s it can begin in your 30s.

You may get to experience fun things like; joint pain, hot flashes, night sweats, being fucking tired, trouble sleeping, suddenly being a static electricity factory, confusion, dry skin, weight gain so you wibble and you wobble but you don't fall down (disclaimer: you may actually fall down, a tumblr post isn't medical advice).

This lasts 4-8 years on average and doctors are fucking useless.

The good news is when it FINISHES you can't get pregnant anymore and you'll have finished cougar puberty.

wyboedreamland

I LOVE MY GAY PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soft-lovely

people

sleepyquietgirl

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

capricious-frog

I couldn't believe this was true so I had to double check and I found multiple articles talking about it. We live in a comedy sketch.

Here's the link to the article of the photo:

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

kayla-denker

Remember that time in 2016 that Harry Potter fans defaced the dolmen a Casa dos Mouros, a 5,000 year old neolitic tomb?

So an actual grave and important piece of world heritage doesn't matter. But the fictional grave of a fictional character from their beloved racist, fatphobic, transmisogynistic, mediocre book series? That's what needs protecting.

mxtx-reblog

orcposts

ORC AFFIRMATIONS

My scars are COOL and TUSKY

My scars DO look like I got them during RITUAL COMBAT

My scars DO NOT look like I got them by tripping over a RUSTY FENCE concealed by TREACHEROUS UNDERBRUSH

MY SCARS ARE VALID NO MATTER WHAT GORM SAYS

juniper-ascending

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

orcposts

i should kill gorm

napoleononthebellerophon

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

badassdemonsword

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

krownest

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

krownest

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

Vol 1 is mine! So fucking beautiful. I haven't bought physical books in years, but this gorgeous edition bright out the book goblin in me. Now I have all the other volumes, the mangua, and all three TLT books in my cart and why is this so expensive... >_<

#tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #books

bogkeep

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

bogkeep

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

gsirvitor

missingno-polaris

teaboot

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot

lhoandbehold

The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!

gaal-dornick

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

livingsurreal

I dont trust any other social media, goodreads, etc, so I am asking yall...

Looking for some recommendations for w/w books that explicitly do NOT read like a gender swapped m/w booktok romance. I am so tired of the tropes that infest romance the last few years. If possible, looking for books that are more on the lighthearted side (Some angst is fine, but I'd like to avoid heavy CWs). Contemporary, sci-fi, fantasy, all welcome.

Spice or no spice is fine, as long as the emotional side of the romance is well done.

I want yearning and pining.

I am also very fond of good prose. So yeah, double gold stars for any books with really really good prose.

And yeah, I've already read TLT <3

I'd prefer w/w atm, but I'd take m/m recommendations too. If you know any that are not just straight up written by straight women for straight women with a big dose of internalized misogyny.

Recommendations for tv shows, movies, etc. are welcome too!