So I’m going to be moving home soon...
“Are you going to miss me?”
Auntie A.: (sad voice) “Yes!”
Uncle G.: (slightly sad but happy voice): “Yes.:
M.: (pause) “Yes.”
D.: (enthusiastic) “OMG YES.”
J.: (spiteful) “I’ll think about it.”
OMFG that’s cold. (Also I’d ask A. but she’s still in her apartment and wasn’t available for comment.)
(I also asked the cat and she bit my foot.)










