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artmagine

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004), dir. Hayao Miyazaki

Artbook: The Art of Howl’s Moving Castle

margearys

sexism is never okay

except when it’s to make your sister furious enough to unknowingly use her waterbending to free the avatar from an iceberg to end a century old war

lubricates

when I say James you say:

taylor: FRANCO!

queerspoons

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

longlostwaywardsister

lil-tumbles

yes to all the aboove

angrylittleintrovert-deactivate

All three

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Yes.

king

I’m watching chamber of secrets with my bf and the scene Harry’s scar came on and he just turned to me and touched my forehead and went “forgive me.... but ur pop tart scar.....it’s legendary...” and I’m never going to fucking hear the end of this am I

king

Me: touches it

Him in a British voice: it’s hurting again isn’t it?

c-tea-rex

This is funny and all, but I would very much like to know what happened

king

I put pop tarts in the toaster oven and burnt my first batch got kinda pissed and made another batch and put them on a plate and got a glass of milk and tried going downstairs when I missed the first step out of agitation I fell down the entire flight of stairs spilling milk all over the place all the way down and at some point I broke the plate in half over my face and dropped my tarts went back upstairs made a third batch and only cried once

ancientouroboros

Entirely for @hellmandraws‘ amusement, and to defend America from the charge of being “weakass babies” I’m going to liveblog eating licorice candy.

ancientouroboros

okay first of all, the packaging. there’s a cartoon monkey ecstatically making love to a candy monkey. Perhaps an indicator of the orgasmic bliss I’m about to experience. 12/10. my hopes, like the people who designed this bag, are obviously very high

ancientouroboros

the candy looks like rocks and not jaunty little monkeys. huge disappointment. I had to recreate stonehenge to rally my flagging spirits. 2/10

ancientouroboros

First taste: wow this is salty! I think I actually like this. I love anise so I’m pretty sure this is going to be a trip to flavortown. 8/10 me rn:

ancientouroboros

OMG THE SALT WORE OFF IT’S SO MUCH WORSE THAN I EVER IMAGINED.

IT’S LIKE EATING A SHOE.

IS THIS CANDY?

IS THIS WHAT MAKES SCANDINAVIANS SO POWERFUL?

ancientouroboros

I’m chewing and it won’t go away

ancientouroboros

it’s stuck to my teeth, I’ll be tasting this forever. shards of this will be discovered in my teeth when my body is excavated from an archeological dig tens of thousands of years in the future. somehow the smell has traveled up through my nasal cavity and all I can sense, hear, or experience is licorice. the world is an empty vessel filled with remorse and the cloying smell of decay. I’m at the nadir of my existence. -100/12

ancientouroboros

somehow, here, standing at the edge of eternity, the darkness that consumed me birthed me anew. I’m not only ready for another candy, I’m eager. I can, nay I must, immediately eat another

ancientouroboros

oh wow it’s salty! 8/10

ancientouroboros

this time I’m ready for the salt to wear off.

ancientouroboros

I WAS NOT READY

ancientouroboros

the flavor this time was different, and somehow so much worse. instead of the leather of a shoe, it was like eating an entire shoe factory. the industrial rubber of the forklift tires, a hint of diesel as secretive as a volkswagen scandal, a soupçon of hot tin roof, the sweat of non-unionized labor, and a pervasive sense that while we’re all in this together, some of us are more all in this than others. 1/10 throw off your shackles, taste buds

ancientouroboros

I can’t believe it but I’m into this. I like this. shocked and disgusted with myself, I shove 2 more into my mouth concurrently.

cryptid--bunny

This is the tale of someone who ascended onto another plane of existence and has left us mortals behind to face God himself in a battle of strengths. And Win.