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✦Personal/Sillyposting blog ✦

I'm Alex, 27 year old forest cryptid. I do conservation work & I'm not very active but draw stuff occasionally.

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🔞 Pls; suggestive art sometimes

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sometimes i get the urge to shave my facial/body hair and be an androgynous twink but then i remember i do get called slurs if I look too faggy

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talking about dysphoria in therapy is very difficult for me but also funny like yeah i spent an hour talking about my penis and now i need to to eat a pint of ben and jerrys over it

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one of my straight white male coworkers has the diet of a blue tounged skink: 8 eggs for breakfast, sardines, boiled chicken, baby greens.

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Update: same coworker is an antivaxxer who believes in lizard people and despite working for the USFS, thinks DOGE is great and is a elon musk fan. I dont like him.

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one of my straight white male coworkers has the diet of a blue tounged skink: 8 eggs for breakfast, sardines, boiled chicken, baby greens.

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I didnt get the math and computer autism i have the autism that makes me only feel mentally well if i get a job that lets me fuck off into the middle of nowhere to camp and do manual labor in 104 degree heat and get underpaid but at least im having a good time

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Job season started! 📍 Fossil Creek

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2026 ref for Oleander :^)

Also made a character playlist

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tbh pretty dead set on a 2015-2019 sienna or odyssey for my next car. idc about the mom car aesthetics i dont want a truck i just want a boring car thats comfortable to camp in and can carry alot of dirt when needed without spending my life savings on fuel.

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car review for this bad boy after driving her for a few months (1500 miles so far): if a car was a kitchen appliance itd be a 2019 1.5LT AWD chevy equinox. Boring & fuel efficent. 7/10 budget soccer mom car. Drives on badly maintained dirt roads Just Fine but could use all terrain tires when im ready to replace the tires it came with.

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driven 5k miles on her and shes still golden (brown). also cleaner since im not living on a county road anymore.

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Driven her 10k miles now and shes just as beautiful back in Arizona.

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got a 2nd job offer with the county for park groundskeeping. They want me to start next monday & pays the same as USFS. Thinking about gas prices & wear on my car like... if i worked at fossil creek its a 45 min commute to the ranger station vs a 7 min commute to the maintence office. + itd give me a better chance at further city/county jobs after the season's over. Fossil Creek would be good for future forest/state park jobs but i rlly dont want count too much on USFS jobs in the future since things are kinda shitty rn. really torn about it, but im gonna take the maintence job and see how it is.

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Ok kinda dissapointed with the county job so im just working till Fossil Creek job starts.

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got a 2nd job offer with the county for park groundskeeping. They want me to start next monday & pays the same as USFS. Thinking about gas prices & wear on my car like... if i worked at fossil creek its a 45 min commute to the ranger station vs a 7 min commute to the maintence office. + itd give me a better chance at further city/county jobs after the season's over. Fossil Creek would be good for future forest/state park jobs but i rlly dont want count too much on USFS jobs in the future since things are kinda shitty rn. really torn about it, but im gonna take the maintence job and see how it is.

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Did someone lose a shoelace on Mount Elden?

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FUCK YES SIR!!!!! im not in seasonal job purgatory anymore (and wont need to move for this job so taking it instead of the Dolores river job)

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got hired as a lube tech so guess im learning how to do car things like change oil and breaks now

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That Dog in me