LazyRed

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Tiddlytubbies

Okay so- apparently the teletubbies have had kids?? Like, did they just reproduce asexually like plants or what?? And why am I only finding this out NOW like 3 years later?!

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Cat god

So every once in a while my friend talks abut this cat she saw when walking to class, not doing anything - just sitting on a tree stump looking all majestic and staring. Right. At. Her. It continued to stare at her for a while until she realised she was going the wrong way and left. I wasn't sure what she was on at first lol but I'm kinda seeing where she's coming from now? I was walking up the hill towards my house with my headphones in and I was in the road but close enough I thought I wouldn't get hit. Well apparently I was wrong because I didn't notice a car behind me since my music is like your-gonna-be-deaf-loud. And so still walking I notice this cat that comes up to me. A slightly chubby cat that was black and orange with some white mixed in and it was just staring at me-so of course I stared back until all of a sudden it got all jumpy and ran towards me and started to meow(? I think I still couldn't hear anything) and it started to wave its paw slightly until I came closer to it- and of course as soon as I came closer a car sped right by me startling the fuck out of me. So I stared at the cat really confused at what just happened and it sort of just gave me a lil nod? And then ran away. I texted my friend about it (because really all I thought was 'what a nice kitty') and she asked what kind of cat so I told her and then she freaked saying it's the same cat she saw. Anyway. The point I'm trying to make is that God Cat (yes it deserves capitals) should have its own comic. Thank you for listening to my incredibly long Ted talk.

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Are you ever singing a song and it eventually becomes a bunch of unintelligible sounds stringed together because you forgot the lyrics? Because same.

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So like ik we all say about if famous people read fanfiction about themselves but what if, what IF they also write fanfic ABOUT themselves. #exposed