ashajansen:
“ ― I was listening. But could you just repeat that whole thing again?”
“I was just trying to tell this story - well, it’s not important. Basically, your hair reminds me of a golden retriever.”

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ashajansen:
“ ― I was listening. But could you just repeat that whole thing again?”
“I was just trying to tell this story - well, it’s not important. Basically, your hair reminds me of a golden retriever.”
fckinghaven:
“I can’t fuckin’ believe my dad’s coworker tried to hit on me. First, he’s like 60. Second, his daughter is my age. Third, that’s just fuckin’ gross. Fourth, no. I’d love a sugar dad, but I already have enough money, I can be my own.”
“Gross guys hitting on girls seems to be a theme as of today. I dig that though - being your own sugar daddy. That’s inspirational.”
charlie-wolfe:
Charlie tilted her head as she watched the fight break out between two guys, debating whether she should go and try to stop it or stay put and enjoy the show. In the corner of her eye, she saw a figure stand besides her. “I’ve been standing here for a good ten minutes watching those to go at it and haven’t decided whether to stop it or just continue watching.” She said to the person next to her.
“What’re they even fighting about? We should probably break it up, someone could get hurt.”
dianaaaftw:
“I’m not the type to do that. I mean… I can slap him and all that, but I don’t know if I would be the right one to cause a scene, yanno?”
“Alright I get that. The idea was funny but if you’re not vibing with it no point right?”
aylaxc:
“You just went into this whole circle just to go back to what I said,” she said with a soft laugh. “Why silver for you?”
“I was debating on whether you were right or not, but verbally. And I decided you were. My thought processes are unconventional.” He said with a grin. “Y’know everyone’s asked me but I’m still not sure. I just like it a lot, I got a vibe connection going on with it. What would you choose for me?”
blueclearschuy:
“Oh damn. I’m so screwed. Last night? Uh, I got a pizza, started watching House of Cards, and I guess I fell asleep at the end of the season.”
“Why screwed? Catching up on sleep isn’t a bad thing.”
ruthiegochev:
“Aggressive? That’s what you think of when you think of gold?” She took a moment to mull over thought, tilting her head. “We must have different experiences with metals. See, I think gold’s more classic and everlasting. Then again, I’m probably just speaking from a jewelry perspective. That’s sweet of you. I dunno about the baby pink, but I like the idea.”
“Aggressive, but in a good way. It’s just kinda perfect, right? It’s... aggressively perfect.” He finally decided. “The most experience I have with jewelry is ring pop’s, so you probably know better than I do. Why not sure about the baby pink? Not a fan of the colour?”
heyits-arielle:
“Oh gosh! No, someone should stop you from watching too much TV, unless you want to be that knight in shining armor to save us all.”
“Knight in shining armour? Me? Hardly, I’m not a fighter.”
brookestvs:
“Yes. I do think it’s unfair I have to stay out here for hours but I couldn’t think of a better way to get out of it.”
“Just doing it sounds like the easier option here. You could be out here for hours. Days, even.”
bellvmies:
“Not lime green man– have you ever seen a lime?Are you color blind maybe?”
“I might be. Could you fucking imagine if this was how I found out? That’d be a groovy story to tell, at least.”
dmnkalel:
“Well ‘m glad I have that goin’ for me: not sounding like a Facebook mom. I hear that looks great on resumes.”
“Not sounding like a Facebook mom looks great on resumes? That’s good to know, maybe someone will actually hire me now.”
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Lana: so do I!
Lana: I planet! 😁
Teddy: that was a good one
Teddy: i approve
alecsfoster:
“Something soft? Rude I could still kick your butt if I wanted too.” he laughed softly. “Athough, I can kinda see why you’d said soft. So why are you silver? I think silver suits you. It’s kinda mysterious but also kinda, ‘yeah I’m good’”
“Probably, I’m a lover not a fighter, dude.” He said, before letting out a laugh. “What, you think I’m mysterious, really? I just feel like I connect with silver, can’t explain why, though. Just a feeling I got, ya feel?”
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Sampson: YESSSSSS LETS GO RN
Sampson: I want 12
Teddy: let's get 15
Teddy: just in case
Teddy: i've always wanted to be a loving mom to several kittens
imessage // open
wyn: you know those cars that change colour?
wyn: how tf can people drive them without getting distracted
wyn: i want one but id probably drive into a wall
teddy: yea you don't need a fancy car to crash
heyits-arielle:
“You know what’s good? Getting sorority girls who keep champagne in their fridges and spontaneously break out into songs and dance. Not that i’m in need of chaos or anything but, hey, someone’s gotta take the dying out of studying right?”
“That entire scenario sounds like the very beginning of a terrible horror movie before you all get brutally murdered.”
dianaaaftw:
“I get stopped by this guy, right? And I don’t know if it was because of my accent, or if I ended up rambling too much… but he stopped me from talking, all while staring at my chest the entire time with this dumb smirk on his face…” Diana started, her southern accent being noticeable as she continued. “He said that he had better use for my mouth and asked if I wanted to go to the nearest bathroom to give a go? Excuse me? Why are most guys so repulsive? I slapped him, but I think he was used to it. All he did was laugh. Can’t they be shipped to one of the new planets and live there?”
“Guys like that are the reason why pepper spray became a thing I’m pretty sure. Next time you should cause a scene, embarrass him or something.”