Riley-May's world!

[the-muppet-joker]

Eating another can of sardines. People are too fucking scared to talk to me. Heh. Can't say I blame em...

[loafthemoth]

@the-muppet-joker

You have been immortalised as a Mii

[the-muppet-joker]

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

ARE YOU A REAL MAN? ARE YOU EATING YOUR FUCKING SARDINES?

ARE YOU GONNA LET THOSE LITTLE SOYBOYS SARDINEMOG YOU? ARE YOU SARDINEMAXXING YOU LITTLE CUCK? EAT YOUR SLOP. EAT YOUR SLOP.

Good Boy.

[the-muppet-joker]

The Ideal Self

[scuttlesprings]

get punkpistoled IDIOT

[the-muppet-joker]

At night I hear the ants in my house whispering to me and telling me to go full on bug mode. I can't listen to them yet. But I tell them, soon

[strange-aeons]

Slurping His Wrinkles Saturday

[the-muppet-joker]

All Work And No Play

[the-muppet-joker]

I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[the-muppet-joker]

What The Mupp

[strange-aeons]

FATHER WE MUST HAVE MORE BALD BIGLES

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

[the-muppet-joker]

Time to start MAXMAXXING. I will DO EVERYTHING. BE EVERYTHING. FEEL NOTHING. HOLLOW MYSELF OUT AND BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL. FROM NOW ON, I AM ONLY EATING CANNED SARDINES AND DRINKINKING MY OWN BATH WATER!!! I WILL BE MEWING AND MOGGING 25 MISERABLE HOURS A DAY!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

[tardis-shenanigans]

Doctor who all the time: wow we’re in London!!

Me: WRONG ! I RECOGNISE THAT PLACE ! YOUR IN CARDIFF !

[skelliefrankie]

mother babygirl

[polubrony]

Surrounded by ref images cus hoyo designes are just like that

Love Void Drifter though, still my favorite battlesuit