I'm on the case!

Vocaloid Lawyer Lily, here at your service! (RP/ ask blog. Mun blog is http://impleiadic.tumblr.com. .com pay me a visit :3c)

[carbonatedgatorade]

it’s a great time to be a hater, many things are bad and lots of stuff sucks. it’s also a terrible time to be a hater, because many people will insist that you have to like the bad thing because a company spent millions of dollars making it and it’s just not very nice to say it’s bad

[carbonatedgatorade]

hating is ultimately a philosophy of optimism. the knowledge that things could be better, and the desire to see them improve, differentiates it from the pessimism of idle consumption.

[3liza]

OP im so sorry I grenaded your notifications but this post is so good I'm seriously considering printing it out extremely large and putting it on my wall or doing some other twee cringe thing with it.

[ask-lawyer-lily]

Not sure if you're actually a lawyer. I'm asking this for writing purposes. If I explicitly say that I agree to someone killing me, does that make it a suicide and the murderer gets off Scot free or is it still a murder?

(( This was a vocaloid ask blog and an exercise for me to improve my art skills, for as long as it ran, I’m not at all qualified to answer real-world legal questions, sorry ^^’

That said, you’ve got an interesting question there, and one that has a few distinctions to be made. If you’re talking about euthanasia - assisted suicide for medical reasons, such as a terminal, incurable illness that would cause a patient long-term suffering - that is legal in some places around the world, like switzerland or california, but illegal in many others.

Homicide outside of the medical field is generally still a crime, but the exact sentence issued differs based on the jurisdiction you commit it under, and the specific circumstances.

Bear in mind - I’m not a real-life lawyer and this is just a five-minute search engine dive yielding results. Still, have fun writing!

-Imp

[ask-lawyer-lily]

One year later...

It’s been one year since I started this blog, and even though I haven’t posted in forever - sorry about that ^^’ - I decided to redraw the first image of Lily I ever did. Thanks to everyone who’s followed this blog and encouraged me over the months.           -Imp

I learned a thing or two in this year, huh?

[askyuriri]

“U-uhm, don’t mind the book! Feel free to ask me anything, I guess?”

[ask-lawyer-lily]

Meiko calls Lily's phone for the first time in a little while, tugging her tied bracelet as a nervous gesture that she'd probably never admit she had. "Ring, ring, ring"

It’s another one of those mornings - the’ve been getting more frequent lately, if the ever-growing pile of paperwork on Lily’s desk is any indication. Lily groans as she stumbles through her office, hair messy and wearing the pajama that has seen embarassingly few washing machines as of late.Dark bags line her eyes as she glances at her desk, vaguely registering the collection of bills, documents and personal messages she really should get around to answering. 

Lily is torn out of her late-morning trance by the ringing phone.She goes to pick it up, a lumbering lethargy clinging to her steps. Walks into her small kitchen, and past the overflowing garbage - it’s spreading an unpleasant odor through the room, not that Lily can get herself to really care. The phone screams a chipper ringtone and blinks wildly to get Lily’s attention. On the screen, the calling number is displayed, and with some delay, Lily reads the name.

“Meiko”

Lily hesitates. it’s been a few months already. Still, the thought of what happened leaves her with a clenching heart and a dried up throat. Nothing had been right since then, and now Meiko was right there. Lily’s hand trembles as she raises it to grasp the phone…

“H- Hello meiko…”

[tamahoshio]

meiko got a crush ;3c who is it

“Well, if you really must know who… It should be a pretty easy guess if you’ve been following very long…”

“I mean it’s weird to treat it like a crush since I know,,, at least I’m pretty sure the feeling’s still mutual. I’ve known her for-ever and she’s too sweet to me, but we haven’t really spoken recently.. I should fix that, huh. “

[ask-lawyer-lily]

I feel like I’ve been asleep for months...

[ask-miss-mayu]

(Lawyer Lily) Wrong Number! (If you still do them ^^')

@ask-lawyer-lilly

[ask-lawyer-lily]

Oh god...

[tamahoshio]

(Lawyer Lily) Oh, you're back to your usual size? That's good, that's good, I was getting really worried... Anyways, I just wanted to thank you for the other night. It's uh- It's been a while since I had that much fun... yeah...

“Yeah, I.. am…”  I can’t run her off like the others… she knows me too well… “I had a lot of fun, too. Um, Lil, I’m not doing great at.. the m-mo-’m I am! Doing great!”

Keep it together… KEEP IT TOGETHER oh, God why am I on the ground?! “I-I just fell down, while, um cleaning, the table! Yeah, can you just help me up? I may have a sprain.. or something..” She says this all, shaking as she forces the ‘okay’ facade.

[[ SORRY THIS TOOK 20 YEARS @ask-lawyer-lily   ]]

[ask-lawyer-lily]

…why won’t my hands stop shaking?

[tamahoshio]

[[meiko please no—i’ll edit in the captions in the morning, but yes she’s clicked into “overly passionate but in an extremely egotistical looking way” please repair her]]

[ask-lawyer-lily]

This is what I always wanted, right?

[ask-lawyer-lily]

Uh, I heard you liked drinking... But I can't actually buy you a drink, so I hope you don't mind this. ((A bee patterned mug for the winterloid secret santa! thisiswhatimsupposedtodoright))

…I think I’m in the mood for some mulled wine now. That’s gonna go well in this mug!

((Friend I sure hope it is cause I did the same :DIt’s how I read ask-tsuda’s post tho so))

((MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS, YALL))

[ask-lawyer-lily]

You! You solve, like, mysteries and cases and stuff, right? That's... what lawyer do, right? ...Look, just hear me out, okay? It's probably a bit more petty than the other cases you've had, but... it's important to me.

Please don’t worry about it being “petty” or anything - I can’t promise anything, but I do want to help.

[tamahoshio]

(Lawyer Lily) Oh, you're back to your usual size? That's good, that's good, I was getting really worried... Anyways, I just wanted to thank you for the other night. It's uh- It's been a while since I had that much fun... yeah...

“Yeah, I.. am…”  I can’t run her off like the others… she knows me too well… “I had a lot of fun, too. Um, Lil, I’m not doing great at.. the m-mo-’m I am! Doing great!”

Keep it together… KEEP IT TOGETHER oh, God why am I on the ground?! “I-I just fell down, while, um cleaning, the table! Yeah, can you just help me up? I may have a sprain.. or something..” She says this all, shaking as she forces the ‘okay’ facade.

[[ SORRY THIS TOOK 20 YEARS @ask-lawyer-lily   ]]

[ask-lawyer-lily]

...why won’t my hands stop shaking?

[ask-lawyer-lily]

🐥 for the relative meme!

That’s my cousin Dieter, from east Frisia… My dad is german, and he moved to Japan to marry mom - that’s why I have family all the way over there.

[ask-futuresound-deactivated2020]

“Oh I think I remember meeting him! He was a kind young man that helped me  locate the city again after I’d gotten lost from wandering!”

@ask-lawyer-lily 

[ask-lawyer-lily]

(aaaaaaa this is so nice and good sgjtjgagshdb)

[ask-lawyer-lily]

How do you feel about the relationship between child labor laws and the entertainment industry?

I get that there’s a lot of kids with big, lofty dreams - hell, I had those dreams myself, back in the day.

But the fact remains that kids are the most vulnerable group of people, and having them be in the center of the public eye just for people’s amusement makes things so much worse. There’s a few child idols that make it, and they make it well - but a whole lot more end up with me. And probably at least one therapist as well.

Yeah no, the laws are way too lax, both in this business and just in general.

[ask-tsuda]

Secret Santa Raffle!

For all who are interested in the winter event, or just want to play in general!

If you wish to be someone’s secret Santa, like or reblog this! Your blog’s name will be put into a digital jar as well as the names of all participating gift givers, then the blog you owe a gift to will be randomly selected and you will be pmed the name of your receiver soon after. (And no, not actual gift giving IRL)

You can’t tell anyone who you owe a gift to until after Christmas, the present(s) you decide to get for them are what goes under the tree at the cabin, be sure to wrap them nicely!

[ask-a-miku]

Heeeyy it’s Miku! Ask me!! 

[ask-lawyer-lily]

🐥 for the relative meme!

That’s my cousin Dieter, from east Frisia… My dad is german, and he moved to Japan to marry mom - that’s why I have family all the way over there.