Performative Asshole

Skeleton war veteran (he/they) Adult

[beingharsh]

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

[beingharsh]

finally someone says something kind of titillating

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[note-a-bear]

Employers when you try to use your pto

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[hornetsandstings]

We are so sorry to this one person in our strawpage for taking this long to notice you sent us something

But the silly face you drew reminded us of Intern

And ofc Secret Agent is there too ig

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[wind-at-your-back]

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

[nightvaleofficial]

[druidquest]

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

[druidquest]

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[cheeky-orchid]

Essential worker during covid

[minhamemoriasuja]

Boys in love in motorcycles by Mariana Maltoni

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[frankieroweightgain]

Guysssss I love my boyfriend.......................my boyfriend is so amazing.............haveyou heard about my boyfriend

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

guys i love my boyfriendddddd……………… my boyfriend is so cool and lovely…………have you heard about my boyfriend

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[icein-myoj]

does someone wanna come over and bite me really hard