Performative Asshole

Skeleton war veteran (he/they) Adult

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[behaviornerdwithahat]

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[thepictoblr]

every year i open up the sanrio character rankings and every year i am disappointed

[claybird14]

Hey Dave, play that song I love

[001x456]

all roads lead back to yaoi

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[nevern0penope]

Happy Pride to all the beautiful gay fat people in my phone, let’s get even fatter and gayer this month!

[calware]

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

[antigyro]

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

[calware]

homestuck owns every concept ever

[vamplire]

if she’s your girl why are my fangs in her neck?

[vamplire]

reblog for a vampire to take your period cramps away

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[cinemafag]

sorry i'm clingy and you keep catching me staring at your bulge. do you still think i'm hot

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[tunakitchen]

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything