Conducting My Experiments

Something is happening…

[local-evil-scientist]

Hey man, heard about what happened, that sucks… do you want me to do science experiments on you?

[the1noone]

Oh for fucks sake, they refunded the god damn uranium I ordered off ebay because it's apparently "too radioactive" and "isn't possible to ship internationally" and "sent a warehouse worker into the hospital with severe radiation poisoning"... GUHHHH

You know how hard it is to find a good seller?

I fucking hate border control, stupid governments...

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

[ne0nwave]

Cleaning my room and found this thing I bought a long time ago

[skittlespizza]

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

[aceofpans]

Uranium-235 is a kind of girl that can hurt you but she doesn’t mean to! And she’s so sorry

[xenon-014]

"You just need to open up more" already did. #vivisection

[ratbastardacademic]

hey babygirl, want to come back to my place and I'll inject you with this totally safe, definitely not toxic, chemical substance?

[raccoonramblings]

My newest fucked up, evil invention

Gun that you fire with pinball

[wisteria-sylveria]

sometimes my irl job makes me feel like i work at the Evil Science Centre... oh sorry i can't hang out i have to go Defrost the opossum! yeah lol sorry busy Stripping Bones of their Flesh! sorry if i smell weird, thats just The Goop!

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

turning evil. im sick of this shit get me a lab coat, im putting "crazy evil scientist" in my bio

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

what you don’t know is!! that I’ve placed a small rat in a cage in your office, he has food, water, a small blanket and a piece of cheese, please take care of him, he is yours now

[local-evil-scientist]

I can be trusted with a rat. Do not look at my username. Give me the rat.

[marimania]

what do you mean i'm scaring the hoes?? all i did was unleash The Plague™

[scratchy829]

the evil scientist doesn't know I'm stealing a second serving of General Nutrition Sludge :3

[local-evil-scientist]

What the fuck. Get back here!

[sc13nc3rul3z]

It has come to my attention that a band of knaves and foolish backwards thinkers are approaching my lab with pitchforks and torches. All this commotion because I ALLEGEDLY stole body parts from the cemetery to make The Table That Follows You and its soon to be companion: The Chair That Follows You And Can Hold Your Drink (it's mostly made of hands). Little do they know, my doorbell is rigged to a trapdoor that will drop them into a pit of green ooze mutating them forevermore into horrible little homunculi gremlins.

[sister-lucifer]

evil science pride flag

for queers and faggots and trannies WHO LOVE EVIL SCIENCE AND UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTS THAT SPIT ON GOD’S INTENTIONS or are otherwise connected to evil science in some way through gender, orientation, etc.

i made this because i thought it was funny and i am queer. i will never contribute to mogai tumblr again goodbye (fades into the darkness)

just credit me if you use this flag thanks