Every John Green/Paper Towns Photo Captioned

One local man having the best summer of his life. Go see Paper Towns the movie on July 24 in your local theater.

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Local man rebooted after system crash.

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Local man totally going to come back and dance, just needs to run home to get looser, more flowing dance pants.

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Local man defies odds, makes “banana shoulder” happen.

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Local man recalls eating burrito. 

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Local man sheds pants, inhibitions. 

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Local man blends in seamlessly with local teens, finds experience “exhilarating,” “kind of exhausting,” and expresses desire to “go to Target and just walk around for a while.”

(Whole trailer here.)

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Local man pleased to hear about opening of new Red Lobster.

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Local man excited, surprised to make final cut for new boy band.

Via PBS. Video here.