[zachronicta]

@woolandflax

[zachronicta]

paper planes by m.i.a. but when she says "all I wanna do is-" there's a single gunshot and the sound of a body slumping to the floor and no further music or sound effects

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

has anybody heard of writing / knows anything about how to do it

[woolandflax]

You've heard of 'Batman Begin', now get ready for...Sheepgirl Start

Me when I start

[safetynotguaranteedx]

All rise for the White National Anthem

[hawkinthird]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[zachronicta]

adding the boys to the list of shows I'm glad I didn't watch

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

[screamydreamy]

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

[catasters]

[tothechaos]

[in the notes app] there is an ancient evil inside of me and it will devour anyone who gets too close to me whole

[30 seconds later in the group chat] OMGGGGG if we were pigeons we would absolutely make a nest together #ournest

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[maripands]

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[zachronicta]

my boomer boss just 6-7'd me

[nostalgia-eh52]

[skulki-d]

One of a few examples of democracy working

[capricorn-season]

[superepicchan]

these are more insulting that what you find on incel forums

[r4cs0]

Omg these are all killing me 😭😭😭😭 im sorry lmao