Jake gets Baked

#buffsaboteur // Jake Park ask blog // [HIATUS]

[localwoodsman]

[update]

The style and overall feel of this blog is going to be changing. I feel like I haven’t been doing Jake’s character enough justice. SO it’ll still be a bit goofy, as I can’t help it, but I’m going to attempt to stick to canon (aka more serious vibe) as much as possible. Although the lore is slim :’ )

wanted to give you guys the heads up

[hecklee]

[localwoodsman]

retracts into his scarf

[localwoodsman]

Jake “beat your feelings away” Park

[localwoodsman]

[dwhatsup]

hehehe..heheh..hohoho 

[localwoodsman]

I’m back : )

//Ask box has been cleared. Hit me w/ your best shot//

[hecklee]

i drew all the survivors because im bonkers like that + killers

[sketch-by-daylight]

yo! im doing an ask blog for everyone in dbd, shoot some asks over

[localwoodsman]

Heyo everyone! Sorry about the inactivity here. I’ve been taking a break after feeling stressed out forever. BUT i’ve been doing new blog things in a simpler format. Just being goofy and having fun. 

I’ll come back to this blog once i’m ready! 

[localwoodsman]

You and Myers seem to have allot in common. You're both pretty quiet.

@angryfriendshepherdvoid

@friendshapedbox

@fengminasks

//i lived bitches//

[localwoodsman]

y'all ever drank that yee yee juice?

“You bet.”

[localwoodsman]

*gently touches jake* -ghostfaceask

“Explain yourself.”

@ghostfaceask

[localwoodsman]

Find a secluded locker where Dwight is, and then talk?

(Meanwhile, outside the locker)

“Needless to say, there were a lot of crows.”

[ask-the-shape]

Why do you stalk your prey so much? A quick stab does the trick just fine. Way less creepy.

[localwoodsman]

“It’s stab or nothing. I haven’t got all day.

@ask-the-shape

[localwoodsman]

I'll eat you like a pudding cup, you fuckin' SNACK

“Besides, I’m a whole meal!”

[frankcantread]

So we all know you’ve got a crush on sleepy boi, but what about dwighty? He’s a soft boi

Otherwise, he’s pretty fun to kill. Easy to scare, always catchin’ him hiding out in lockers… He makes it too easy.

[localwoodsman]

“Keep your eyes to yourself, Frankie. I won’t hesitate to sabotage your existence.”

@frankeatsdirt

@dwhatsup 

[localwoodsman]

cuddle with Myers, he's big enough to hold you and keep you warm and comfy

“Uh…no thanks?”

[localwoodsman]

You'd be less cold if you cuddled with someone ;3

// Tell me what you’re after anons. Let’s see who wins >:) //