“You’ll find my smoking body hung in wires overhead.”

⬆️KATAMARI lyrics!⬆️ An ask blog for my two sonas here on Tumblr, Lock and Key!

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

”Holy shit-“ “WHAT THE FUCK THAT WORKED?!”

Uhhh… I made a blog for the rats!

Refer to me as either Micheal, Jerry, or Keymod

Info/rules

Lock speech looks like: “Hello.”

Key speech looks like: “Hello.”

Lock: He/him, it/it’s (transmasc)

Key: They/them, it/its (agender)

they both have a lock and a key for a head, respectively.

Both Key and Lock are adorned with many, many scars, the prior having far more.

Key loves hammers, axes, Dhmis, and Jack Stauber

Lock loves music, moths, and cryptids.

Oh yeah! Adding a little onto them, mod’s adding some of his own (admittedly estranged) heritage into the two! Lock can speak very, very broken Vietnamese and slightly more fluid German, though not by much.

They are both around 15-17, and are minors, as is mod. Guilt gang (You know who you are) HARD DNI

Suggestive/flirty asks are allowed.

Key has like. Seven different parental figures.

Lock has one.

no heavily nsfw or violent asks.

Again, I am a minor, don’t be disgusting.

main acc is @crazed4rsonist

Basic Dni, but you transphobes and ableists.. you have a special place in hell in my mind!! Stay away!!

Their acquaintances/ family members:

Lock: Steven Stevenson (@/themostsanebug’s interpretation of him), and that’s it!

Key: Steven, (different interpretation of him,) Jake Wilson, (same mod), Eldi, (cryptid), William/Fly (themostsanebug), Bubble/droplet,(bubblesanddropletanon). T. There’s probably more tbh but uh.

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Fuck yeah I am.

[raine-fitzgerald]

Fuck!!

She. Giggles

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”

[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Oh well. Teach em young.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I… I suppose.. probably not great though.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Yeah. Harry's gonna have my hide, that's for sure.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[You get a disappointed sigh!]

“Gee, on the day of your wedding, too..”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Raine thinks it's funny.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“She’s not even a month old.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Fresh baby.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Exactly. She. She shouldn’t be learning cuss words right out the womb.”

“Now, I’m not going to go further than basic facts, because I’m. Y’know, NOT a parent, and am a child. But.. yeah.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

She's a smart baby though.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Kid’s a genius. She learned my name without me even saying it, and she learned hers in seconds.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

She truly is.

I think she can understand love, too...

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m sure she can. She’s real smart.”

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[Tosses a key at you]

“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”

[Present upon ye!]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”

[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]

“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m fine! And uh.. admittedly, I still haven’t met Harry or Moon, I’ll be honest. But you should!”

[Ourgh.. they have. ENERGY. Today.]

“Oh… hammers? Still love ‘em! Joe got me a couple plushies, one was a possum and I named it Dead-Blow the Second!”

[steven-reblogs]

“I’ll try sometime today- I just have plans with Jake. So… I can try to reschedule that but. Hey”

[HELP he doesnt have.. much energy…)

“Oh? That’s sweet.. I have few things set up in the rooms.,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hah. Gay. Anyways. Yeah. Wedding’s today.”

[They are practically HYPER. Oh. They probably drank a Monster or something]

“Really? Hell yeah! I’m currently like. On the hunt for the remainder of the family. Sure, a day late, but… close enough, right?”

[steven-reblogs]

“Mhm, but yes. I shall try to attend.”

“..oh. I mean, who else do you need to see? Jake is still asleep. He was tired. Isn’t that actually somewhat cute..??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I mean. Aren’t you Joe’s best man? I’d hope you’d try and attend. I may too.”

“Yeah, Jake, probably William, and I gotta. Y’know. MEET Moon and Harry. Not that many, surprisingly.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…….. GGHHH. hhzzzz indeed. I forgot. Just- yesyes. Okay, I will get ready.”

“Huh. Well, will you be done by the time of the wedding.??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Dude I have brain damage and I remembered. Good luck.”

“Eh, I’m sure it can wait. I’m bad with time, so it’s best to wait until after, I’d say.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…Wow. Thank you. Makes me feel better.- sorry. Just… feel bad.”

“Yeayheah.. im also very very bad with time.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Eh, I get it. I’m just fuckin with ya. Well, not on the brain damage part. I DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor soon-“

“Yeah.. I kinda. Forgor to talk to you. For like a month… so.. yeah, I’ll just wait.”

[steven-reblogs]

“..I mean. You’re fine. I’ve just been in bed for a while. I’m tired.”

“..yeah… I. I know. I’ve been talking with Jake.- so.. I’m.. fine.!”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“…that’s fair.”

“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”

[steven-reblogs]

“….No. no I’m not fine., I’ve never been a best man. What if I ruin it.?? I’ve been. In my room for weeks- I haven’t even checked on the restaurant in a week, Key..”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”

“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I suppose you have a point..? I mean. I’ve never been big in weddings. So, perhaps some bias- but anyways. Ha. Thank you.”

“….Don’t talk bad about Fazbender’s, please? Also yes yes. I should.. get a suit..,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Neither have I. And I watched my family almost die at one, so im also pretty biased. But.. it’s not your wedding, is it? You don’t have to get married.”

“I.. don’t try to. In fact, I actively avoid doing so, for your sake. And. You own like 7. You wear on every day.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I understand.. but I- listen. I know Moon means good for them both, though? I’m scared. I know in every way that xe is better than Abel. But..- I’m scared..? I’m happy for them all, just.. I don’t want to see Joe hurt..,?”

[HELP. He got flustered. He’s used to wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. But? He does have a suit on atm.]

“..I. I do. Don’t I..?? Ha..;- f.. funny.,,- BUT.! Yes.. I have many suits.. thank you… for reminding me. Also! I have way more than seven.. thank you very much.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I get it. I’m scared too, I’ll admit. Not the same things you are, no, but.. I’m still scared. I want them to be happy, and I know they will be together. And I don’t want that either. I care about him a lot too, y’know.”

[Key also has a suit on, fun!]

“Yeah, I know. You wore one every day a while back. And.. I assumed. Seven was just the number I first came up with. I don’t really have a lotta outfits. I normally wear my work uniform, honestly.”

[steven-reblogs]

[Another sigh before he gave a soft chuckle.]

“It’s sweet how much the family worries about each other.. but now? We should.. go. But! If you’d like? Afterwords? We can take you shopping..?? That is if you’d wish.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Yeah.. fair. We probably should go.. and I mean..?? I don’t really mind? But.. sure?”

[Anyways! Get yoinked!]

[steven-reblogs]

“..Eh. Just an idea.. don’t worry.-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[Well, to the wedding they go!!]

[steven-reblogs]

[YAYYY]

[steven-reblogs]

@ask-the-heart-mind-and-soul

ALAS I MAY BEED TI MAKE RYLES BUT

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

OH HELL UEAH!!!

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[Tosses a key at you]

“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”

[Present upon ye!]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”

[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]

“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m fine! And uh.. admittedly, I still haven’t met Harry or Moon, I’ll be honest. But you should!”

[Ourgh.. they have. ENERGY. Today.]

“Oh… hammers? Still love ‘em! Joe got me a couple plushies, one was a possum and I named it Dead-Blow the Second!”

[steven-reblogs]

“I’ll try sometime today- I just have plans with Jake. So… I can try to reschedule that but. Hey”

[HELP he doesnt have.. much energy…)

“Oh? That’s sweet.. I have few things set up in the rooms.,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hah. Gay. Anyways. Yeah. Wedding’s today.”

[They are practically HYPER. Oh. They probably drank a Monster or something]

“Really? Hell yeah! I’m currently like. On the hunt for the remainder of the family. Sure, a day late, but… close enough, right?”

[steven-reblogs]

“Mhm, but yes. I shall try to attend.”

“..oh. I mean, who else do you need to see? Jake is still asleep. He was tired. Isn’t that actually somewhat cute..??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I mean. Aren’t you Joe’s best man? I’d hope you’d try and attend. I may too.”

“Yeah, Jake, probably William, and I gotta. Y’know. MEET Moon and Harry. Not that many, surprisingly.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…….. GGHHH. hhzzzz indeed. I forgot. Just- yesyes. Okay, I will get ready.”

“Huh. Well, will you be done by the time of the wedding.??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Dude I have brain damage and I remembered. Good luck.”

“Eh, I’m sure it can wait. I’m bad with time, so it’s best to wait until after, I’d say.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…Wow. Thank you. Makes me feel better.- sorry. Just… feel bad.”

“Yeayheah.. im also very very bad with time.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Eh, I get it. I’m just fuckin with ya. Well, not on the brain damage part. I DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor soon-“

“Yeah.. I kinda. Forgor to talk to you. For like a month… so.. yeah, I’ll just wait.”

[steven-reblogs]

“..I mean. You’re fine. I’ve just been in bed for a while. I’m tired.”

“..yeah… I. I know. I’ve been talking with Jake.- so.. I’m.. fine.!”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“…that’s fair.”

“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”

[steven-reblogs]

“….No. no I’m not fine., I’ve never been a best man. What if I ruin it.?? I’ve been. In my room for weeks- I haven’t even checked on the restaurant in a week, Key..”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”

“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I suppose you have a point..? I mean. I’ve never been big in weddings. So, perhaps some bias- but anyways. Ha. Thank you.”

“….Don’t talk bad about Fazbender’s, please? Also yes yes. I should.. get a suit..,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Neither have I. And I watched my family almost die at one, so im also pretty biased. But.. it’s not your wedding, is it? You don’t have to get married.”

“I.. don’t try to. In fact, I actively avoid doing so, for your sake. And. You own like 7. You wear on every day.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I understand.. but I- listen. I know Moon means good for them both, though? I’m scared. I know in every way that xe is better than Abel. But..- I’m scared..? I’m happy for them all, just.. I don’t want to see Joe hurt..,?”

[HELP. He got flustered. He’s used to wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. But? He does have a suit on atm.]

“..I. I do. Don’t I..?? Ha..;- f.. funny.,,- BUT.! Yes.. I have many suits.. thank you… for reminding me. Also! I have way more than seven.. thank you very much.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I get it. I’m scared too, I’ll admit. Not the same things you are, no, but.. I’m still scared. I want them to be happy, and I know they will be together. And I don’t want that either. I care about him a lot too, y’know.”

[Key also has a suit on, fun!]

“Yeah, I know. You wore one every day a while back. And.. I assumed. Seven was just the number I first came up with. I don’t really have a lotta outfits. I normally wear my work uniform, honestly.”

[steven-reblogs]

[Another sigh before he gave a soft chuckle.]

“It’s sweet how much the family worries about each other.. but now? We should.. go. But! If you’d like? Afterwords? We can take you shopping..?? That is if you’d wish.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Yeah.. fair. We probably should go.. and I mean..?? I don’t really mind? But.. sure?”

[Anyways! Get yoinked!]

[steven-reblogs]

“..Eh. Just an idea.. don’t worry.-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[Well, to the wedding they go!!]

[steven-reblogs]

[YAYYY]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[Tosses a key at you]

“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”

[Present upon ye!]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”

[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]

“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m fine! And uh.. admittedly, I still haven’t met Harry or Moon, I’ll be honest. But you should!”

[Ourgh.. they have. ENERGY. Today.]

“Oh… hammers? Still love ‘em! Joe got me a couple plushies, one was a possum and I named it Dead-Blow the Second!”

[steven-reblogs]

“I’ll try sometime today- I just have plans with Jake. So… I can try to reschedule that but. Hey”

[HELP he doesnt have.. much energy…)

“Oh? That’s sweet.. I have few things set up in the rooms.,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hah. Gay. Anyways. Yeah. Wedding’s today.”

[They are practically HYPER. Oh. They probably drank a Monster or something]

“Really? Hell yeah! I’m currently like. On the hunt for the remainder of the family. Sure, a day late, but… close enough, right?”

[steven-reblogs]

“Mhm, but yes. I shall try to attend.”

“..oh. I mean, who else do you need to see? Jake is still asleep. He was tired. Isn’t that actually somewhat cute..??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I mean. Aren’t you Joe’s best man? I’d hope you’d try and attend. I may too.”

“Yeah, Jake, probably William, and I gotta. Y’know. MEET Moon and Harry. Not that many, surprisingly.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…….. GGHHH. hhzzzz indeed. I forgot. Just- yesyes. Okay, I will get ready.”

“Huh. Well, will you be done by the time of the wedding.??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Dude I have brain damage and I remembered. Good luck.”

“Eh, I’m sure it can wait. I’m bad with time, so it’s best to wait until after, I’d say.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…Wow. Thank you. Makes me feel better.- sorry. Just… feel bad.”

“Yeayheah.. im also very very bad with time.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Eh, I get it. I’m just fuckin with ya. Well, not on the brain damage part. I DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor soon-“

“Yeah.. I kinda. Forgor to talk to you. For like a month… so.. yeah, I’ll just wait.”

[steven-reblogs]

“..I mean. You’re fine. I’ve just been in bed for a while. I’m tired.”

“..yeah… I. I know. I’ve been talking with Jake.- so.. I’m.. fine.!”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“…that’s fair.”

“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”

[steven-reblogs]

“….No. no I’m not fine., I’ve never been a best man. What if I ruin it.?? I’ve been. In my room for weeks- I haven’t even checked on the restaurant in a week, Key..”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”

“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I suppose you have a point..? I mean. I’ve never been big in weddings. So, perhaps some bias- but anyways. Ha. Thank you.”

“….Don’t talk bad about Fazbender’s, please? Also yes yes. I should.. get a suit..,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Neither have I. And I watched my family almost die at one, so im also pretty biased. But.. it’s not your wedding, is it? You don’t have to get married.”

“I.. don’t try to. In fact, I actively avoid doing so, for your sake. And. You own like 7. You wear on every day.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I understand.. but I- listen. I know Moon means good for them both, though? I’m scared. I know in every way that xe is better than Abel. But..- I’m scared..? I’m happy for them all, just.. I don’t want to see Joe hurt..,?”

[HELP. He got flustered. He’s used to wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. But? He does have a suit on atm.]

“..I. I do. Don’t I..?? Ha..;- f.. funny.,,- BUT.! Yes.. I have many suits.. thank you… for reminding me. Also! I have way more than seven.. thank you very much.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I get it. I’m scared too, I’ll admit. Not the same things you are, no, but.. I’m still scared. I want them to be happy, and I know they will be together. And I don’t want that either. I care about him a lot too, y’know.”

[Key also has a suit on, fun!]

“Yeah, I know. You wore one every day a while back. And.. I assumed. Seven was just the number I first came up with. I don’t really have a lotta outfits. I normally wear my work uniform, honestly.”

[steven-reblogs]

[Another sigh before he gave a soft chuckle.]

“It’s sweet how much the family worries about each other.. but now? We should.. go. But! If you’d like? Afterwords? We can take you shopping..?? That is if you’d wish.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Yeah.. fair. We probably should go.. and I mean..?? I don’t really mind? But.. sure?”

[Anyways! Get yoinked!]

[steven-reblogs]

“..Eh. Just an idea.. don’t worry.-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[Well, to the wedding they go!!]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[Tosses a key at you]

“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”

[Present upon ye!]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”

[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]

“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m fine! And uh.. admittedly, I still haven’t met Harry or Moon, I’ll be honest. But you should!”

[Ourgh.. they have. ENERGY. Today.]

“Oh… hammers? Still love ‘em! Joe got me a couple plushies, one was a possum and I named it Dead-Blow the Second!”

[steven-reblogs]

“I’ll try sometime today- I just have plans with Jake. So… I can try to reschedule that but. Hey”

[HELP he doesnt have.. much energy…)

“Oh? That’s sweet.. I have few things set up in the rooms.,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hah. Gay. Anyways. Yeah. Wedding’s today.”

[They are practically HYPER. Oh. They probably drank a Monster or something]

“Really? Hell yeah! I’m currently like. On the hunt for the remainder of the family. Sure, a day late, but… close enough, right?”

[steven-reblogs]

“Mhm, but yes. I shall try to attend.”

“..oh. I mean, who else do you need to see? Jake is still asleep. He was tired. Isn’t that actually somewhat cute..??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I mean. Aren’t you Joe’s best man? I’d hope you’d try and attend. I may too.”

“Yeah, Jake, probably William, and I gotta. Y’know. MEET Moon and Harry. Not that many, surprisingly.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…….. GGHHH. hhzzzz indeed. I forgot. Just- yesyes. Okay, I will get ready.”

“Huh. Well, will you be done by the time of the wedding.??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Dude I have brain damage and I remembered. Good luck.”

“Eh, I’m sure it can wait. I’m bad with time, so it’s best to wait until after, I’d say.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…Wow. Thank you. Makes me feel better.- sorry. Just… feel bad.”

“Yeayheah.. im also very very bad with time.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Eh, I get it. I’m just fuckin with ya. Well, not on the brain damage part. I DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor soon-“

“Yeah.. I kinda. Forgor to talk to you. For like a month… so.. yeah, I’ll just wait.”

[steven-reblogs]

“..I mean. You’re fine. I’ve just been in bed for a while. I’m tired.”

“..yeah… I. I know. I’ve been talking with Jake.- so.. I’m.. fine.!”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“…that’s fair.”

“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”

[steven-reblogs]

“….No. no I’m not fine., I’ve never been a best man. What if I ruin it.?? I’ve been. In my room for weeks- I haven’t even checked on the restaurant in a week, Key..”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”

“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I suppose you have a point..? I mean. I’ve never been big in weddings. So, perhaps some bias- but anyways. Ha. Thank you.”

“….Don’t talk bad about Fazbender’s, please? Also yes yes. I should.. get a suit..,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Neither have I. And I watched my family almost die at one, so im also pretty biased. But.. it’s not your wedding, is it? You don’t have to get married.”

“I.. don’t try to. In fact, I actively avoid doing so, for your sake. And. You own like 7. You wear on every day.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I understand.. but I- listen. I know Moon means good for them both, though? I’m scared. I know in every way that xe is better than Abel. But..- I’m scared..? I’m happy for them all, just.. I don’t want to see Joe hurt..,?”

[HELP. He got flustered. He’s used to wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. But? He does have a suit on atm.]

“..I. I do. Don’t I..?? Ha..;- f.. funny.,,- BUT.! Yes.. I have many suits.. thank you… for reminding me. Also! I have way more than seven.. thank you very much.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I get it. I’m scared too, I’ll admit. Not the same things you are, no, but.. I’m still scared. I want them to be happy, and I know they will be together. And I don’t want that either. I care about him a lot too, y’know.”

[Key also has a suit on, fun!]

“Yeah, I know. You wore one every day a while back. And.. I assumed. Seven was just the number I first came up with. I don’t really have a lotta outfits. I normally wear my work uniform, honestly.”

[steven-reblogs]

[Another sigh before he gave a soft chuckle.]

“It’s sweet how much the family worries about each other.. but now? We should.. go. But! If you’d like? Afterwords? We can take you shopping..?? That is if you’d wish.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Yeah.. fair. We probably should go.. and I mean..?? I don’t really mind? But.. sure?”

[Anyways! Get yoinked!]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[Tosses a key at you]

“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”

[Present upon ye!]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”

[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]

“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m fine! And uh.. admittedly, I still haven’t met Harry or Moon, I’ll be honest. But you should!”

[Ourgh.. they have. ENERGY. Today.]

“Oh… hammers? Still love ‘em! Joe got me a couple plushies, one was a possum and I named it Dead-Blow the Second!”

[steven-reblogs]

“I’ll try sometime today- I just have plans with Jake. So… I can try to reschedule that but. Hey”

[HELP he doesnt have.. much energy…)

“Oh? That’s sweet.. I have few things set up in the rooms.,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hah. Gay. Anyways. Yeah. Wedding’s today.”

[They are practically HYPER. Oh. They probably drank a Monster or something]

“Really? Hell yeah! I’m currently like. On the hunt for the remainder of the family. Sure, a day late, but… close enough, right?”

[steven-reblogs]

“Mhm, but yes. I shall try to attend.”

“..oh. I mean, who else do you need to see? Jake is still asleep. He was tired. Isn’t that actually somewhat cute..??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I mean. Aren’t you Joe’s best man? I’d hope you’d try and attend. I may too.”

“Yeah, Jake, probably William, and I gotta. Y’know. MEET Moon and Harry. Not that many, surprisingly.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…….. GGHHH. hhzzzz indeed. I forgot. Just- yesyes. Okay, I will get ready.”

“Huh. Well, will you be done by the time of the wedding.??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Dude I have brain damage and I remembered. Good luck.”

“Eh, I’m sure it can wait. I’m bad with time, so it’s best to wait until after, I’d say.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…Wow. Thank you. Makes me feel better.- sorry. Just… feel bad.”

“Yeayheah.. im also very very bad with time.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Eh, I get it. I’m just fuckin with ya. Well, not on the brain damage part. I DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor soon-“

“Yeah.. I kinda. Forgor to talk to you. For like a month… so.. yeah, I’ll just wait.”

[steven-reblogs]

“..I mean. You’re fine. I’ve just been in bed for a while. I’m tired.”

“..yeah… I. I know. I’ve been talking with Jake.- so.. I’m.. fine.!”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“…that’s fair.”

“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”

[steven-reblogs]

“….No. no I’m not fine., I’ve never been a best man. What if I ruin it.?? I’ve been. In my room for weeks- I haven’t even checked on the restaurant in a week, Key..”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”

“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I suppose you have a point..? I mean. I’ve never been big in weddings. So, perhaps some bias- but anyways. Ha. Thank you.”

“….Don’t talk bad about Fazbender’s, please? Also yes yes. I should.. get a suit..,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Neither have I. And I watched my family almost die at one, so im also pretty biased. But.. it’s not your wedding, is it? You don’t have to get married.”

“I.. don’t try to. In fact, I actively avoid doing so, for your sake. And. You own like 7. You wear on every day.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I understand.. but I- listen. I know Moon means good for them both, though? I’m scared. I know in every way that xe is better than Abel. But..- I’m scared..? I’m happy for them all, just.. I don’t want to see Joe hurt..,?”

[HELP. He got flustered. He’s used to wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. But? He does have a suit on atm.]

“..I. I do. Don’t I..?? Ha..;- f.. funny.,,- BUT.! Yes.. I have many suits.. thank you… for reminding me. Also! I have way more than seven.. thank you very much.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I get it. I’m scared too, I’ll admit. Not the same things you are, no, but.. I’m still scared. I want them to be happy, and I know they will be together. And I don’t want that either. I care about him a lot too, y’know.”

[Key also has a suit on, fun!]

“Yeah, I know. You wore one every day a while back. And.. I assumed. Seven was just the number I first came up with. I don’t really have a lotta outfits. I normally wear my work uniform, honestly.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Fuck yeah I am.

[raine-fitzgerald]

Fuck!!

She. Giggles

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”

[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Oh well. Teach em young.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I… I suppose.. probably not great though.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Yeah. Harry's gonna have my hide, that's for sure.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[You get a disappointed sigh!]

“Gee, on the day of your wedding, too..”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Raine thinks it's funny.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“She’s not even a month old.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Fresh baby.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Exactly. She. She shouldn’t be learning cuss words right out the womb.”

“Now, I’m not going to go further than basic facts, because I’m. Y’know, NOT a parent, and am a child. But.. yeah.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

She's a smart baby though.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Kid’s a genius. She learned my name without me even saying it, and she learned hers in seconds.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Fuck yeah I am.

[raine-fitzgerald]

Fuck!!

She. Giggles

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”

[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Oh well. Teach em young.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I… I suppose.. probably not great though.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Yeah. Harry's gonna have my hide, that's for sure.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[You get a disappointed sigh!]

“Gee, on the day of your wedding, too..”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Raine thinks it's funny.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“She’s not even a month old.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Fresh baby.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Exactly. She. She shouldn’t be learning cuss words right out the womb.”

“Now, I’m not going to go further than basic facts, because I’m. Y’know, NOT a parent, and am a child. But.. yeah.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Fuck yeah I am.

[raine-fitzgerald]

Fuck!!

She. Giggles

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”

[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Oh well. Teach em young.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I… I suppose.. probably not great though.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Yeah. Harry's gonna have my hide, that's for sure.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[You get a disappointed sigh!]

“Gee, on the day of your wedding, too..”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Raine thinks it's funny.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“She’s not even a month old.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Fuck yeah I am.

[raine-fitzgerald]

Fuck!!

She. Giggles

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”

[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Oh well. Teach em young.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I… I suppose.. probably not great though.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Yeah. Harry's gonna have my hide, that's for sure.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

[You get a disappointed sigh!]

“Gee, on the day of your wedding, too..”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Fuck yeah I am.

[raine-fitzgerald]

Fuck!!

She. Giggles

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”

[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Nope. Oh well. Teach em young.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I… I suppose.. probably not great though.”

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[Tosses a key at you]

“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”

[Present upon ye!]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”

[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]

“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m fine! And uh.. admittedly, I still haven’t met Harry or Moon, I’ll be honest. But you should!”

[Ourgh.. they have. ENERGY. Today.]

“Oh… hammers? Still love ‘em! Joe got me a couple plushies, one was a possum and I named it Dead-Blow the Second!”

[steven-reblogs]

“I’ll try sometime today- I just have plans with Jake. So… I can try to reschedule that but. Hey”

[HELP he doesnt have.. much energy…)

“Oh? That’s sweet.. I have few things set up in the rooms.,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hah. Gay. Anyways. Yeah. Wedding’s today.”

[They are practically HYPER. Oh. They probably drank a Monster or something]

“Really? Hell yeah! I’m currently like. On the hunt for the remainder of the family. Sure, a day late, but… close enough, right?”

[steven-reblogs]

“Mhm, but yes. I shall try to attend.”

“..oh. I mean, who else do you need to see? Jake is still asleep. He was tired. Isn’t that actually somewhat cute..??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I mean. Aren’t you Joe’s best man? I’d hope you’d try and attend. I may too.”

“Yeah, Jake, probably William, and I gotta. Y’know. MEET Moon and Harry. Not that many, surprisingly.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…….. GGHHH. hhzzzz indeed. I forgot. Just- yesyes. Okay, I will get ready.”

“Huh. Well, will you be done by the time of the wedding.??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Dude I have brain damage and I remembered. Good luck.”

“Eh, I’m sure it can wait. I’m bad with time, so it’s best to wait until after, I’d say.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…Wow. Thank you. Makes me feel better.- sorry. Just… feel bad.”

“Yeayheah.. im also very very bad with time.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Eh, I get it. I’m just fuckin with ya. Well, not on the brain damage part. I DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor soon-“

“Yeah.. I kinda. Forgor to talk to you. For like a month… so.. yeah, I’ll just wait.”

[steven-reblogs]

“..I mean. You’re fine. I’ve just been in bed for a while. I’m tired.”

“..yeah… I. I know. I’ve been talking with Jake.- so.. I’m.. fine.!”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“…that’s fair.”

“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”

[steven-reblogs]

“….No. no I’m not fine., I’ve never been a best man. What if I ruin it.?? I’ve been. In my room for weeks- I haven’t even checked on the restaurant in a week, Key..”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”

“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”

[steven-reblogs]

“I suppose you have a point..? I mean. I’ve never been big in weddings. So, perhaps some bias- but anyways. Ha. Thank you.”

“….Don’t talk bad about Fazbender’s, please? Also yes yes. I should.. get a suit..,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Neither have I. And I watched my family almost die at one, so im also pretty biased. But.. it’s not your wedding, is it? You don’t have to get married.”

“I.. don’t try to. In fact, I actively avoid doing so, for your sake. And. You own like 7. You wear on every day.”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

Fuck yeah I am.

[raine-fitzgerald]

Fuck!!

She. Giggles

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”

[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

You look great too, kiddo. And yeah, my princess looks great, too.

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Thanks. You excited??”

[joe-fckn-fawkes]

[…may I offer a key.]

“MARRIAGE.”

[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

Yep!! Getting married.

He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”

[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]

[ask-the-bastard-boss]

[Tosses a key at you]

“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”

“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”

[Present upon ye!]

@lockboy-and-hammerkid

“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”

[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]

“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’m fine! And uh.. admittedly, I still haven’t met Harry or Moon, I’ll be honest. But you should!”

[Ourgh.. they have. ENERGY. Today.]

“Oh… hammers? Still love ‘em! Joe got me a couple plushies, one was a possum and I named it Dead-Blow the Second!”

[steven-reblogs]

“I’ll try sometime today- I just have plans with Jake. So… I can try to reschedule that but. Hey”

[HELP he doesnt have.. much energy…)

“Oh? That’s sweet.. I have few things set up in the rooms.,-“

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Hah. Gay. Anyways. Yeah. Wedding’s today.”

[They are practically HYPER. Oh. They probably drank a Monster or something]

“Really? Hell yeah! I’m currently like. On the hunt for the remainder of the family. Sure, a day late, but… close enough, right?”

[steven-reblogs]

“Mhm, but yes. I shall try to attend.”

“..oh. I mean, who else do you need to see? Jake is still asleep. He was tired. Isn’t that actually somewhat cute..??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I mean. Aren’t you Joe’s best man? I’d hope you’d try and attend. I may too.”

“Yeah, Jake, probably William, and I gotta. Y’know. MEET Moon and Harry. Not that many, surprisingly.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…….. GGHHH. hhzzzz indeed. I forgot. Just- yesyes. Okay, I will get ready.”

“Huh. Well, will you be done by the time of the wedding.??”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Dude I have brain damage and I remembered. Good luck.”

“Eh, I’m sure it can wait. I’m bad with time, so it’s best to wait until after, I’d say.”

[steven-reblogs]

“…Wow. Thank you. Makes me feel better.- sorry. Just… feel bad.”

“Yeayheah.. im also very very bad with time.”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“Eh, I get it. I’m just fuckin with ya. Well, not on the brain damage part. I DEFINITELY need to go to a doctor soon-“

“Yeah.. I kinda. Forgor to talk to you. For like a month… so.. yeah, I’ll just wait.”

[steven-reblogs]

“..I mean. You’re fine. I’ve just been in bed for a while. I’m tired.”

“..yeah… I. I know. I’ve been talking with Jake.- so.. I’m.. fine.!”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“…that’s fair.”

“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”

[steven-reblogs]

“….No. no I’m not fine., I’ve never been a best man. What if I ruin it.?? I’ve been. In my room for weeks- I haven’t even checked on the restaurant in a week, Key..”

[lockboy-and-hammerkid]

“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”

“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”