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[allamericansbitch]

And isn’t that the American Dream when it’s all said and done? That if you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs!

[lockes]

s/o to the squad last night who very tolerantly listened as i drunkenly screamed in confusion about how i messaged a guy “i am excited to meet you” even though i had already met him

[ilya-rozanovs]

female awesome meme ☆ [3/20] lead female characters

↳ eleanor shellstrop (the good place)

[katiebishop]

[rileybleu]

Crazy Ex Girlfriend Songs 3/?: I Could If I Wanted To

[amesantiagos]

Brooklyn Nine Nine + Relationships → Jake and Terry 

The hero I was talking about is you. You’re a great cop and dad and husband and boss, and also you always smell just a little bit like vanilla. You’re who I want to be when I grow up, Terry.

[hahrry-deactivated20180201]

Oscar Isaac by Mark Seliger

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[humanoidhistory]

[humanoidhistory]

Behold the ultimate Christmas ornaments, the Earth and Moon seen from the Apollo 8 spacecraft during its yuletide lunar odyssey, December 21-27, 1968.

(NASA)

[kyrcek]

[i-restuff]

this is both sad and funny.

[lockes]

my boyfriend bought me lululemon yoga pants for christmas and now they’re literally the most expensive item of clothing i own

[tomhordy]

mother of dragons

[naomiswatt-deactivated20190530]

[lockes]

ALMOST worse than the blatant sexism that comes w like “how can we have a woman in power what if she gets her period” jokes is that like............ its just sooooo hacky. who let this fuckin hack start talkin. u gonna tell me about airplane food next u goddamn hack

[msknope]

[hellanne]

Botanical