Well,
*bats her eyelashes sweetly* Duh. Now, for the millionth time, go and do something other than annoy me.
You know, I would, if there was anything better to do. But everyone else exciting in this place has fucked off somewhere.
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Well,
*bats her eyelashes sweetly* Duh. Now, for the millionth time, go and do something other than annoy me.
You know, I would, if there was anything better to do. But everyone else exciting in this place has fucked off somewhere.
Well,
*shrugs* No, I occasionally reject myself, just to keep things interesting.
*rolls his eyes* Of course you do.
Well,
Unfortunately, my one true love remains myself, babe. But I’m sure I could direct you to a reputable therapist if you need to get over your infatuation.
At least you don't have to worry about rejection, right? *chuckles* I'm sure I'll pull through, but thanks for the consideration love.
Well,
Sorry to disappoint, sweetcheeks, but you’re not my type.
Well damn. I don't know how I'm going to be able to go on living now that I know that the Queen Bitch isn't in love with me.
Um, let me think, I got one called Rivers of London, which sounds cool, but I haven’s started reading it yet… And um Night Circus, I’ve started that one, it’s pretty cool. Oh and I got a new pen to write letters with! -pulls it out her pocket- See!
They sound pretty cool! I mean, not my type of book, but pretty interesting regardless. *laughs, nodding* That's pretty rad. I think you might be the only person I know that actually writes letters, though.
Well,
*lightly smacks him over the head* Not my shit. I swear, talking to you is like talking to a mildly attractive brick wall.
*wiggles his eyebrows, smirking* Oh wow, we've gone from 'visually tolerable' to 'mildly attractive'? You must be falling in love with me, Oogie McKeen.
I’ve been good… I keep buying more books than I can read, which probably isn’t good because of all the school work, but
*laughs, rolling his eyes* You should probably go see someone about that. Bought any interesting ones lately?
Well,
That’s when you bet something of equal value, idiot.
Since when was that how it goes? Ugh, I bet your hair and your dignity that you care more than me.
Well,
Maybe a little, but I’ll bet you my mother’s Porsche that you care more.
Well, my mother doesn't have a Porsche, so have fun with that.
"Yeah but who wants your shit everywhere?"
Me. Duh. That's why I throw it everywhere.
"Well thats very much not true. I think it’s horrid and icky. I’m Morph, the one and only tea destroyer. Nice to meet ya."
Well it's very possible that you're not human. Nice to meet ya, Morph the Great and Powerful tea destroyer.
Well,
Sure, babe, but who here actually cares the most about music, oh, and passing?
Considering you're at this fucking school, I'd presume you care at least a little about music and passing.
Well,
Suck it up, princess.
*sighs, laying back on the sofa he's sitting on* Besides, don't you have stuff to be studying?
Well that’s alright cause I’ve done it for you now! -giggles- How’ve you been anyways?
Thank you for saving me from having to make that terrible and obvious joke myself. *smirks, laughing slightly* Eh, the usual. Getting far too much schoolwork for my liking, but I'm probably just complaining because I'm really lazy. How've you been though?
I know they are, but it’s an easy one, how could you not take advantage of it?
Okay, okay, I probably should've thought of it at some point. *giggles, poking his tongue out at her again*
Well,
Mm… that sounds about right. Now stop procrastinating studying and go do something before you start blaming me.
*puts on a whiny voice, pouting dramatically* Noooo! I'd sooner die than study. The word studying has 'dying' in it for a reason!
Yeah, it’s a little shocking that you haven’t heard that one, I’m a little surprised you haven’t used it -giggles a little before sticking her tongue out at him-
I should be offended by that statement! My jokes are far funnier than that. *pokes his tongue out at her in return*