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Adrian Grimlock. Security guard. 📱lockvndkey

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I am but a servant to a tiny tyrant (also known as my son, Bane)

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Me and my Vyvanse against the world today

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what’s your guilty pleasure fast food place? I’ll go first

I’m a slut for Burger King

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being on call for work is so fun

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Hi Boyfriend 💕

Hi Girlfriend 🥰💙

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obligatory best night ever post

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also I plan to be a social creature today so if you give this a like I’ll come camp out in your spam til you realize I’m there 🙂‍↕️

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Bane woke me up with a ten minute squeaky-toy serenade this morning inches from my face, I love this dog so much 

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I accidentally fell asleep on my kitchen floor with my dog and aside from the protest from my spine I am not mad at it

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I love you emotional support chocolate

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there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

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if anyone needs me I’ll be outside with a flamethrower cause what do you MEAN I’ve found three ticks on Bane in two weeks??? cease to exist you little bastards

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when you wake up with a to-do list longer than the amount of hours you slept

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when you accidentally give yourself heartburn eating kiwis

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✨Showing Teeth’s Labyrinth plays softly in the background✨

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I got a double yolk making breakfast this morning it’s a good day

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I forgot to be a person for a bit