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Bingmei getting chubby and bingmei being femme are not mutually exclusive! Bingge may be the ultimate twink, but bingmei gets to be extra soft. His little face is for built for squishing! Without the prominent cheekbones and chiseled jawline that come from being permanently underweight, his face is perfectly heart shaped and the softest thing to ever exist ❤️

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Two months after getting stranded in the Abyss, Binghe loses his memories during a run in with an ancient (but not heavenly) demon.

This was another scrapped part of pidw—driven mad by centuries spent in the Abyss and physically deformed due to various magical mutations, the ancient demon tricks lbh into becoming his unknowing pawn so he could use him to conquer the demon realm in his name.

And so five years pass. Sqq waits for lbh to come back and human stick his ass, but he grows more and more anxious by the day. Sqh is also acting *extremely* dodgy. When confronted he’s like “oh yeah don’t worry about it it’s probably better this way” and sqq is like wtf do you mean? What happened to Binghe??

So he does his own investigation (which may or may not involve blackmailing sqh) and he’s shook. The protagonist, without his memories and puppeteered by some random demon? Sqq should take this opportunity to run but what if Binghe never recovers? Wouldn’t the whole pidw world collapse? Does the protagonist halo protect against this sort of thing?

He decides that he *has* to look into this, stat. By personally going undercover in the demon realm.

So he poses as a human war captive, sent to the demon capital as a tribute to the new emperor. Oh yeah the original captive he replaced was a woman, so he’s also dressed like a woman. Look it’s just for a *mission*, alright?? It’s an effective disguise!

Anyway he got presented to the court alongside various war thralls from the far reaches of the known world. There are actual catgirls. Sqq is sweating bullets because surely he’d get tossed out for being some boring ass human. He should have thought of something better!! He should have figured out a way to fake being a fox demon or something! It’s cliche but it’s a classic for a reason!!

But somehow, the tribute (as in, sqq in disguise) doesn’t get turned down. In fact, he immediately gets summoned to “personally attend to” the demon emperor. In his bedchambers.

Well. This causes an entirely different set of problems. Wtf would happen when he meets lbh? Like sure, lbh doesn’t remember him, but he’d still get outed as a man! He really didn’t think this through. This world operates on airplane’s dumbass porn logic, *of course* the tribute is of a sexual nature!! Wtf was he thinking? That he’d be sent all the way to the capital to work as a palace maid?

But it’s too late to back out now. He’s dragged to the depth of the demon fortress, and the moment he lays eyes on lbh, he freaks out in entirely new ways. There’s just something so obviously *wrong* about him. Like sure, the og Bingge of pidw is kind of unstable due to all his grim dark backstory and Xin Mo’s influence, but this Binghe in front of him… He’s almost unrecognizable.

The look in his eyes… No recognition, as expected, but there’s just something so wholly *off* about the way he looks at everything. Simultaneously vacant and full of animal hunger. Like he’s some kind of wild beast only barely able to function as a man.

Fuck Airplane, man! And he said Binghe was “doing okay, all things considered”! What part about this is okay?? The devious edgelord anti-hero, reduced to this!

Anyway he needs to focus because Binghe is weirdly fixated on him in a way that makes him really nervous. Does he still remember him, in some instinctual way? Is the human sticking about to commence after all? Luo Binghe the pidw protagonist doesn’t kill women, but one, sqq isn’t actually a woman, and two, he’s not sure this particular version of Binghe still gives a shit about that. Whatever was done to him looks really, really bad. Like this isn’t just the removal of memories. It’s like a part of his personhood got erased too.

Where the fuck is the Dream Demon? Sqh said he’d never plotted out this part of the story in detail so he had no idea how anything worked either. The system is giving him weird cryptic messages and everything is properly fucked.

And Binghe… Binghe getting undressed by a whole ass team of demonic servants, about to do what all stallion protagonists do. At least that part of the story remains unchanged. Except, they’re in a great big chamber full of demons, who show no sign of giving them privacy—are they supposed to do it in front of an audience?? There was never anything like this in pidw!! What is this, dead dove fanfiction?

Then multiple pairs of hands grab his arms, tip his head backwards, and pour a sweet tasting liquid down his throat.

TBC…

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It takes all of ten seconds for sqq to realize it’s an aphrodisiac, because the effects hit like a truck. Only, it feels almost *pleasant*, because suddenly he’s no longer all that bothered by being manhandled by strange demons, and his mounting panic over the entire fucked up situation fizzles into background noise.

They’re stripping him and painting something on his back, but it’s… fine. It’s just clothes, and nobody’s even freaking out about the fact he’s inevitably revealed to be a man! Maybe he’s misunderstood the whole sex tribute thing?

But no, the sex tribute thing is still on. Binghe, the poor, straight-as-an-arrow stallion protagonist, taken advantage of like this! And by his old treacherous shizun too! If he ever comes to his senses, human sticking would be the least of sqq’s worries. But right now, it’s very difficult to stay worried. Everything is so nice and warm and fuzzy, and Binghe… when has he gotten so close? He’s almost in sqq’s arms, his body warm and solid, his soft hair tickling his face, exactly like how it was when Binghe was a boy…

The less said about what happens next, the better, because, um.

Look, sqq might be your perfectly average heterosexual male, but that aphrodisiac is *potent*, okay? The Drought of Ten Thousand Desires, he’d later recall. A single drop of it is said to turn even the chastest nun into an insatiable whore. Sqq really can’t be blamed for his behavior when he’s on a whole bucketful of that stuff. The damn thing even makes being split apart by Binghe’s hentai monstrosity… not unenjoyable.

The only annoyance is that those demon servants keep trying to hold him down or otherwise manhandle him. Thankfully, Binghe sends them scrambling away with some angry snarling after sqq nearly starts sobbing in frustration. His emotions are *weird* on that stupid drought. He may or may not start sobbing in earnest anyway, hours into that fever dream, not because he’s particularly upset about anything, but because he’s just feeling oddly… wistful.

How much simpler things would be, if he wasn’t the fucking scum villain, but really just a random tribute. Maybe he’d even help Binghe solve his memory problems with his meta knowledge and become something of an ally!

It takes Binghe the whole night plus the first half of the morning to… expend himself. Binghe leaves wordlessly afterwards. In fact, this version of Binghe isn’t very vocal at all. Sqq passes out and has no idea what is done to him next, and by the time he finally comes to he’s hit by the worst hangover plus post nut clarity known to man.

Holy shit. What has he just done???

TBC…

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(part one)

Rimworld silliness, continued:

The day starts with an unexpected development. Apparently, the fight they had last time became a bonding moment for the both of them and they're now very into each other. I set the town's romance allowance to "two partners max" so surely things cannot get any stranger.

Ten minutes later, I get a popup message:

I swear to god, after what happened to sy, I immediately set everybody on "avoid pregnancy as much as possible", but sometimes accidents still happen.

The zzl pawn is ace, sqh!! Don't do this to yourself!

Seemingly in response to sqh's pregnancy, mbj pops the question. Right in front of zzl.

The relationship situation calms down for a bit and what follows is lots and lots of fighting. Tlj and zzl are sent out into the world to look for treasure, and nothing can touch two heavenly demons.

Unfortunately, the fighting isn't limited to killing enemies.

These two now hate each other's guts 😂 Lqg was feeling really good after this fight, even though he got wrecked, but lbh is still furious at him.

Still, he tends to all the wounds he gave him....

On that same evening, sy collapses while working in the crafting workshop. The baby is coming!!

I forgot to grab a screenshot of this but he literally just fell over, his entire inventory spilling out all over the floor 😱. I thought something went horribly wrong but no he was just in labor.

Sqh happened to be around and he had to haul him back home:

So where the hell was lqg, the father? Well, he was still bedridden, from getting his ass handed to him by lbh....

The best doctor in town was lbh, who had an amazing 7 in medicine. That is, 7 out of 20...

Now is not the time, sqh!

"It's a girl, Shizun!!!"

I decided that this would be a matrilinial society, where children get the name of whoever gave birth to them.

Lactation-zun is real 😂 He's so starved after a whole evening of labour he's only producing at 50%...

Lbh springs into action, feeding him and cleaning the room. (Lqj is still half dead from their fight)

I put him on childcare duty once he recovers even though he's kind of awful at it.

Finally!!

No longer moving at like 30% speed due to being heavily pregnant, sy makes short work of the enemies chasing nyy.

Not long after this, we welcome another addition:

I'm rubbing my hands together because there's something very interesting in his relationship tab:

But before we can look for sj, we also have to deal with the enemies on his trail. Only it's way worse this time because they arrive from the sky via drop pods, straight on top of sy's house, where the baby is.

Thank god mbj happens to be visiting! They massacre the invaders. By the time lbh rushes back, the enemies are already fleeing.

There was a half dead straggler hiding in the bathroom and lbh was like nah we take no prisoners 👿

Yqy is very upset about all the fresh corpses strewn about town. This was all your fault!

Can't be bothered to bury or burn the bodies, so they're all getting dumped in a forest somewhere to let nature take its course 😅

TBC...

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Two months after getting stranded in the Abyss, Binghe loses his memories during a run in with an ancient (but not heavenly) demon.

This was another scrapped part of pidw—driven mad by centuries spent in the Abyss and physically deformed due to various magical mutations, the ancient demon tricks lbh into becoming his unknowing pawn so he could use him to conquer the demon realm in his name.

And so five years pass. Sqq waits for lbh to come back and human stick his ass, but he grows more and more anxious by the day. Sqh is also acting *extremely* dodgy. When confronted he’s like “oh yeah don’t worry about it it’s probably better this way” and sqq is like wtf do you mean? What happened to Binghe??

So he does his own investigation (which may or may not involve blackmailing sqh) and he’s shook. The protagonist, without his memories and puppeteered by some random demon? Sqq should take this opportunity to run but what if Binghe never recovers? Wouldn’t the whole pidw world collapse? Does the protagonist halo protect against this sort of thing?

He decides that he *has* to look into this, stat. By personally going undercover in the demon realm.

So he poses as a human war captive, sent to the demon capital as a tribute to the new emperor. Oh yeah the original captive he replaced was a woman, so he’s also dressed like a woman. Look it’s just for a *mission*, alright?? It’s an effective disguise!

Anyway he got presented to the court alongside various war thralls from the far reaches of the known world. There are actual catgirls. Sqq is sweating bullets because surely he’d get tossed out for being some boring ass human. He should have thought of something better!! He should have figured out a way to fake being a fox demon or something! It’s cliche but it’s a classic for a reason!!

But somehow, the tribute (as in, sqq in disguise) doesn’t get turned down. In fact, he immediately gets summoned to “personally attend to” the demon emperor. In his bedchambers.

Well. This causes an entirely different set of problems. Wtf would happen when he meets lbh? Like sure, lbh doesn’t remember him, but he’d still get outed as a man! He really didn’t think this through. This world operates on airplane’s dumbass porn logic, *of course* the tribute is of a sexual nature!! Wtf was he thinking? That he’d be sent all the way to the capital to work as a palace maid?

But it’s too late to back out now. He’s dragged to the depth of the demon fortress, and the moment he lays eyes on lbh, he freaks out in entirely new ways. There’s just something so obviously *wrong* about him. Like sure, the og Bingge of pidw is kind of unstable due to all his grim dark backstory and Xin Mo’s influence, but this Binghe in front of him… He’s almost unrecognizable.

The look in his eyes… No recognition, as expected, but there’s just something so wholly *off* about the way he looks at everything. Simultaneously vacant and full of animal hunger. Like he’s some kind of wild beast only barely able to function as a man.

Fuck Airplane, man! And he said Binghe was “doing okay, all things considered”! What part about this is okay?? The devious edgelord anti-hero, reduced to this!

Anyway he needs to focus because Binghe is weirdly fixated on him in a way that makes him really nervous. Does he still remember him, in some instinctual way? Is the human sticking about to commence after all? Luo Binghe the pidw protagonist doesn’t kill women, but one, sqq isn’t actually a woman, and two, he’s not sure this particular version of Binghe still gives a shit about that. Whatever was done to him looks really, really bad. Like this isn’t just the removal of memories. It’s like a part of his personhood got erased too.

Where the fuck is the Dream Demon? Sqh said he’d never plotted out this part of the story in detail so he had no idea how anything worked either. The system is giving him weird cryptic messages and everything is properly fucked.

And Binghe… Binghe getting undressed by a whole ass team of demonic servants, about to do what all stallion protagonists do. At least that part of the story remains unchanged. Except, they’re in a great big chamber full of demons, who show no sign of giving them privacy—are they supposed to do it in front of an audience?? There was never anything like this in pidw!! What is this, dead dove fanfiction?

Then multiple pairs of hands grab his arms, tip his head backwards, and pour a sweet tasting liquid down his throat.

TBC…

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It'd be funny if lqg also has zero idea he's been bringing sy courtship gifts. He's grown up in an old fashioned household where courtship was this very structured thing, so in his mind he's just "fixing his relationship with his shixiong". He cries when sy marries lbh and has no idea why he has such a strong reaction to it. Must be because that deranged demon brat doesn't deserve to marry his martial family.

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Liu-shidi passed out after a game of paintball

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I feel like of all Shen Yuan’s milfbeam victims, Shen Jiu would be the most miserable about it. De-aging arc where he accidentally calls the little dweeb god knows how many years younger than himself “mommy” and later crawls into a dark room to qi deviate about it in sheer rage.

Nothing has actually happened between the two but yqy still sets down an electrified cuck chair for himself.

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Does Mobei-jun have a particularly cold dick

Yes. It’s downright icy.

Yes, it’s noticeably cool.

No, it feels ever so slightly cool to the touch like any human dick.

No, he can control his dick temperature at will.

No, all demons have unusually hot dicks.

Voting ended onNov 23, 2025