Well, that’s a relief.
Listen, babe. I wanted to talk to you about something.
And that might be...?
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Well, that’s a relief.
Listen, babe. I wanted to talk to you about something.
And that might be...?
It’s probably not healthy for you to base our relationship off of how much I like Batman.
I guess you're right. Plus I don't think I could ever break up with you anyway.
Hey, I never said Candy Crush was higher on my priority list than Batman. I like Batman…
But do you like Batman enough?
I’m really not sure. Maybe you should break up with me.
Maybe I should. Because I really need a girlfriend who has her priorities straight. And obviously Batman needs to be higher on the list than Candy Crush.
Duh. How could I forget?
I honestly don't know. Remind me why I'm dating someone who forgets important details like this?
Why do you still wear Batman underwear?
Because Batman was never a fad and will always be totally awesome. Duh.
I’m stuck on my Candy Crush level.
Why do you still play Candy Crush?
So it's working then?
I have self-control. I think the question is, do you?
Got it in spades, sweetheart. I just like testing yours.
No, shh. I’m trying to have innocent cuddles and you’re corrupting me.
Well then don't give into the corruption. Self-control, my dear Alice.
Watch it, kid. Just cause you’re a year older doesn’t mean you can talk all seductive like that all the time. I’m an innocent little flower and you’re contaminating me.
I wasn't trying to be seductive. But I'm not gonna complain if it works.
*groans, burying her face in his shoulder* Wow. I have no words.
*smirks* Leaving you speechless is one of my many talents.
Shhhh…Baby shhhh they’re not lies. You’re wrong.
That's funny. Because I thought I was Mr. Right.
Yes, because I’m polite. I’m a good girl, remember?
You should really stop with those lies.
Will you come cuddle with me? Please?
Do you even have to ask?
Oooooookay then. No teasing, I promise.
Good to know.
*pouts* But that’s no fun.
I can't always be fun.