"I…Well… Am I boring you?"
"No, not really. Nothing bores me. Well, except for documentaries about rocks."
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"I…Well… Am I boring you?"
"No, not really. Nothing bores me. Well, except for documentaries about rocks."
STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE FOR SCHOOL YET!!1!! *shackles myself to the door so i can't travel all the way to qc*
"Wha-? Did you just call me a dwarf?"
"I was only kidding you know. Of course I saved you a piece. But now.." Lily sighed and sat down on the sofa with her knees against her chest. "I don’t think I saved for you at all."
"Now, why would I do that?" Logan stifled a chuckle. It came out as a weird cough. "You should have your ears checked, Lils."
"Come on, Lily. I didn't mean to be late for movie night." He walked towards her then knelt in front of the couch. "There was an emergency at the hospital..." His arms found her ankles, and he perched his chin on top of her knees. "My senior residents were missing so I had to pitch in."
"Uhh… No one special."
"We’ve not met before. I’m Arianne by the way."
"I'm Logan. It's nice to meet you, Arianne who thinks she's boring."
"I ate the last one I’m afraid. That’s what you get for being late. It was so so good, by the way." She teased.
"Hey, no fair!" He furrowed his brows and spoke an octave lower than his usual voice. "You evil, evil, little man. I should have you locked up in dwarf prison for your treachery!"
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GOOD EYE. XD
AND YOU FINALLY CAME TO RP! YAAAY
Yah, I had my hair cut so I wasn't able to get back to you earlier. xD
"A really good rib eye steak."
"Please, for the love of all things juicy, tell me you've saved me a piece."
"You just missed happy hour, I’m afraid…"
"Unbelievable..."
"I'm sorry, but, who are you again?"
DO YOU SMELL THAT? THAT SMELLY SMELL THAT SMELLS LIKE..
LIKE..
LIAN!
MY WIFI'S BEING SHITTY SO BEAR WITH ME
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO HAPPEN WHENEVER THERE'S SOMETHING AWESOME GOING ON ON MY DASH???
ASFUPASOGPWRPAAAAAHFUHAWPOIIIIIEWFH *SWALLOWS A CHAIR*
"...What did I miss?"
❝ Then why have a box full of Pandoms stashed under your bed? Saving it for another woman?❞
❝ I’m sorry, then! Been too busy destroying my baby sister’s love affair. ❞
❝ I'm only saving it for Lily! Wait — no! That's not what I meant! Wait — yes! Yes? We're not going to use — Dude, why am I sharing this to you? And wipe that creepy smile off your face! ❞
❝ Ah, interfering with your sister's love life. I respect that. Shows guts. She and Maxy are going to get married, right? ❞
"Well, lucky for you, I won’t tear your heart out with my teeth. They are of normal shape, mind you." She told him this, raising a brow and sliding the cover onto her knife.
His timid smile turned into a boyish grin. He was glad that he needn't unsheathe his sword just so she would put away the knife she was holding. "You could still do it, you know. Even with normal-shaped teeth. All you need is sheer jaw strength and dedication."
❝ No idea. Maybe Snow’s pro-life and against the use of protection. Probably to replace all the people he’s been killing lately.❞
❝ I wonder what you’ll be needing that for? You and Lily back together? ❞
❝ Woah, that's sick, man. The old dude's starting to govern over us like we're cattle. ❞
❝ Shut up. She isn't ready for that yet. We, uh, made a promise not to do it until our wedding night. But yeah, we've been dating again for a few months now. Where the hell have you been, man?❞
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT WHERE ARE THE LIAN FEELS
[ IDK MAN I'M WAITING FOR ALLEEEH BBY ]
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❝ Miss, you, uh, dropped an arrow. ❞
' The soul? Don't you mean stomach? && I’d go for the cheese roll.’
❝ I meant the soul. I decided to give it a break from the usual chicken soup. ❞
❝ Walnut roll, it is! Mister Baker, sir, would you give this lovely lady whatever pastry her soul desires? It's on me. ❞