Logic Dictates

Autobot Tactician Prowl [An Indie G1 Prowl rp account ]

[logicalpraxian]

   Dear Autobots and affiliates,

On behalf of Optimus Prime and Sandbridge Beach, I request all attending our upcoming excursion observe and review not only the Autobots Rules and Regulations handbook assigned to each and every one of you(If you are missing one, please stop by my office ASAP) but the protocols and expected conduct of those visiting Sandbridge Beach. 

I urge you all to take note of what is and isn't approved behavior prior to boarding Skyfire. Again, review the handbook assigned to you and make time to visit the official Sandbridge Beach website to know what is expected of you. The appropriate link is attached to this document. Extra handbooks are located in my office.

Any failure to comply will result in an immediate punishment and constant disruptive behavior will lead to an officer escorting you back to base early. 

Fuel and snacks will be provided and dispersed through Ratchet and First Aid.  Do not attempt to sneak hi grade onboard. Ironhide and I will be checking everyone before they're permitted to board Skyfire.

Games and events have been planned. A list detailing them along with the intended time frames for each event is also attached to this document. Please feel free to sign up for any. Any questions or concerns regarding beach games should be directed towards Jazz.

Above all, safety first. The "buddy system" will be used for the duration of our trip. Buddies will be randomly assigned. 

Remember, while this trip is for leisurely activities, you are representing not only the Autobots but Cybertronians as well. Leave a good first impression or lose your right to future trips.

 Your signature acknowledging you have read over this form and agree to do what is instructed is required.

[logicalpraxian]

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[sharptalkingdatsun]

Morale! Ha, I love saying that. I’m glad he agrees with me about the trip. I mean summer’s about to end now. What better way to end it officially then with a trip to the beach! I mean it would have been really cool if we had been able to go earlier this summer and everything to just celebrate summer but I guess really it would have been a lot more crowded if we had went back sometime in June or July. I mean all the human younglings were out of school so they could probably spend more time out on the beach during those months but now with them back in classes, we probably don’t have to worry about there being too many humans out or anything. Speaking of which, did Prime have to talk to the humans about us going out there? Or we going to a more private location? I mean I’m good with either. Who all is going anyways?

I mean from the way Cliff was talking about it, it sounded like pretty much everyone on the Ark. Is Red Alert going to go too? I can’t imagine anyone convincing him to join us on the beach. I don’t think he’s one for vacations. He seems to enjoy working more than relaxing. Kind of reminds me of you. I bet you’ll enjoy the base being so quiet with everyone gone. You’ll probably get your work done faster. What about any of the science bots? I bet Wheeljack is going. I’m kind of curious if Perceptor is going to tag along too. Oh I bet Ratchet is going! Everyone talks about him being the grumpy medic but he’s a total party machine. Do you remember what happened at the last party with him? Oh man, that was so crazy! I’ll never forget it.

[logicalpraxian]

Our destination will be privately rented out to the Autobots and any accompanying human acquaintances of Autobots for the duration of our trip. As you said about crowds, obtaining a beach(a public location) to be privately occupied by Cybertronians for 2-3 Earth days is a much feasible(and cheaper) task as the end of the summer season approaches.

All available Autobots, provided there are no conflicts with top priority duties required of them, will be attending. [I.E. everyone except for Red Alert because according to the security director his job /is/ top priority. Last time Prowl checked, so was being second in command; so wrong was he.]  I would enjoy the solitude if I was staying behind. However, it appears I will also be joining on this trip.

[Prowl really should look into seeing how Red Alert manages to get out of these expeditions using that same excuse time and time again.]

I will be sending out an official document further detailing our upcoming outing. Everyone will be required to read, agree, and sign a copy before they're permitted to board Skyfire.

[recklessprankster]

-Sideswipe’s grammar is far from perfect– having grown up and lived on the streets, the frontliner’s developed a fine gutter-mech mouth with little to no filter. Grammar was the last thing on his mind back then, and even now.

Dictionary taken, he looks at the older mech with a raised optic ridge. Exercise caution? Is Prowl aware of who he’s talking to? But before he can say anything, the Praxian is speaking again.

And what he says has Sideswipe rolling his optics. How many times has he heard that… Don’t waste it on yo–… Again, Bluestreak’s name being dropped catches his attention and he’s once more focused right on Prowl’s words and meaning. A meaning which he understands clearly and he gives a small nod. When he’s out in battle… when he gets hurt… he really isn’t trying to hurt Blue…

Book back in his hand, Sideswipe looks down at the word pointed out.-

Guessin’ you don’t mean literally… -Sideswipe gives a small chuckle. Logic; Prowl would choose that.-

[logicalpraxian]

[ It would be foolish to think that Sideswipe's reckless ways would change instantly.  However, anything worth having or changing was rarely gained in the blink of an optic. Hard work and perseverance were always the keys one needed to drive them forward. As long as Sideswipe wanted to be such a large part of Bluestreak's life and the younger Datsun in turn, Prowl was willing to meet Sideswipe halfway with what he had just instructed to the Lamborghini.

To Prowl, it already looks like the other mech is taking a small step forward on this.

The fact that the frontliner hasn't argued with him on this is enough to tell the tactician that Sideswipe is taking his advice into serious consideration. That alone is enough to have Prowl giving the other mech a small smile in return. ]

You would be correct, Sideswipe. [ "And it looks like you're using that processor of yours" are his unspoken words this time around. ]

[recklessprankster]

-Sideswipe’s really hoping that this really won’t last as long as he thinks it might last.. And here he thought nothing could be worse than early morning shifts.-

[logicalpraxian]

[If Sideswipe thinks this is bad, just wait until he sees what else Prowl has in store for him]

[recklessprankster]

-He won’t want to see… Sideswipe what have you done.-

[logicalpraxian]

[ What has he done, indeed. ]

[logicalpraxian]

#What do I gotta do?

[ If he had been in the mood to be a smart aft, he would have started off with correcting Sideswipe's grammar. However, there were far more important matters at hand; one that he had bought up and caused the shift in this conversation. ]

Exercise caution, Sideswipe. [ He takes the dictionary from Sideswipe for a moment; flipping through pages as he speaks.]

You have a highly imaginative processor. Do not solely waste it on your pranks. Train not only your frame but your mind. You're strong enough to protect Bluestreak but that will do him no good if you lack the know how to protect yourself also.

["Save him the pain of losing someone else he cherishes" are his unspoken words but if Sideswipe was listening and using his processor, Prowl was sure he heard them clear as day.

Finding the word he was looking for, the tactician places the book back in Sideswipe's hand and points at the word "Logic"; silently instructing the frontliner to read the definition.]

You start with that and work your way up.

[recklessprankster]

-Sideswipe’s really hoping that this really won’t last as long as he thinks it might last.. And here he thought nothing could be worse than early morning shifts.-

[logicalpraxian]

[If Sideswipe thinks this is bad, just wait until he sees what else Prowl has in store for him]

[recklessprankster]

-He won’t want to see… Sideswipe what have you done.-

[logicalpraxian]

[ What has he done, indeed. ]

[recklessprankster]

-Sideswipe’s really hoping that this really won’t last as long as he thinks it might last.. And here he thought nothing could be worse than early morning shifts.-

[logicalpraxian]

[If Sideswipe thinks this is bad, just wait until he sees what else Prowl has in store for him]

[logicalpraxian]

[sharptalkingdatsun]

…

[logicalpraxian]

[logicalpraxian]

[recklessprankster]

  -Point team Lambo.-

[logicalpraxian]

[ A point for utter non sense and stupidity? Yes, Sideswipe had scored a point for that if that’s why the Autobot frontliner was sporting such a smug expression. ]

[recklessprankster]

-He thinks he’s pretty cool for outwitting Prowl.-

[logicalpraxian]

[ Sideswipe's idea of wit and logic completely astounds Prowl. A dictionary is only the start of what the frontliner will be receiving from the tactician. ]

[recklessprankster]

  -Point team Lambo.-

[logicalpraxian]

[ A point for utter non sense and stupidity? Yes, Sideswipe had scored a point for that if that's why the Autobot frontliner was sporting such a smug expression. ]

[logicalpraxian]

OH MAN!

That is so cool! I was hoping Cliffjumper wasn’t just ex-venting hot air or something. I’ve been wanting to go to the beach all summer! And with it already being August now, I was starting to think we weren’t going to get the approved trip. But I mean things have been so quiet here on the Ark lately and I know you say not to get too comfortable in moments of peace and believe me I take that to spark but I’ve really been thinking a small trip to the beach wouldn’t hurt, you know? And I know how you feel about parties on the Ark so really a beach trip would be much better for us anyways. Well unless someone ran off or someone found a large monster or something in the ocean and we had to fight them to save Earth like in that movie Sides and I watched the other night. I can’t remember the title of it. I should ask him though because it was really good and had likable characters. I wouldn’t mind seeing it again some day really. But oh man, I can’t wait to go to the beach. I’ve been telling others how I want to try surfing again. I didn’t do too bad at it the one time I tried; granted the circumstances. I bet I could get really good at it if I try it again.

Oh and

#I have my own inquiries for you Bluestreak#For one who is ‘hi’ ?

AH welldfkd. I kind of ran out of room in that message. It’s got some sort of character limit. Honestly I’m just glad it sent. I can’t count how many times Tumblr has ate my messages. Well really I can’t count because I’ve never taken the time to sit down and count all the times it’s happened. But I know for sure, it’s happened more than once.

Yes, Optimus Prime seems to share that same sentiment concerning the trip.  He thinks the excursion will be good for morale.

[Which was fine and all but Prowl didn't see why he was being forced to attend this outing. At least with a party on the Ark, he could stay in his office and finish up paperwork.]

[recklessprankster]

Aren’t my reasons my reasoning?

[logicalpraxian]

Your reasons are your motivations

Your reasoning, or lack of, is your ability to to think and process in a logical sensible manner.

[recklessprankster]

I do process in a logical sensible manner. Just not to your liking. -A HAH.-

[logicalpraxian]

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[recklessprankster]

Aren’t my reasons my reasoning?

[logicalpraxian]

Your reasons are your motivations

Your reasoning, or lack of, is your ability to to think and process in a logical sensible manner.

[recklessprankster]

How’s it goin’~? Haven’t seen you around here lately. You forget what a break is?

[logicalpraxian]

I am well and yourself?

I doubt I will forget what a break is with you constantly inquiring, thank you.

[logicalpraxian]

#See Prowl? #IMAGINATION  #And I have a lot of it ]B)

An imaginative processor will only continue to lead you into the med bay if you lack any reasoning.

[recklessprankster]

…But I do have my reasons.

[logicalpraxian]

...

Yes, but you lack any reasoning.

[recklessprankster]

  Hey Prowl~

[logicalpraxian]

Good evening, Sideswipe