ooh na na

i have nothing to say to you

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does it make you nervous to think about how much chemistry chandler and ariel have?

....No? Chandler is literally the least of my worries. 

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group chat // little fox, marshmallow, the archer

Ella: Okay... what AREN'T you telling me?

Effie: Some things just don't need to be repeated.

Loki: Just make sure she's okay.

Loki: Ryker should be on his way over.

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group chat // little fox, marshmallow, the archer

Ella: I'm going to need a bit more than that.

Ella: And stop calling her that, Loki.

Effie: Okay. Um. Background.

Effie: Mari's parents are back.

Ella: ...shit.

Loki: Basically.

Loki: So Adam or whatever calls her to tell her that her parents are in the mansion, and that he's taking the kids out. She wanted to go over there and confront them even

Loki: though there are warrants out for their arrests and everything. We told her it wasn't safe, and she blew up at us. Effie was telling her that her parents are not only wanted

Loki: criminals, but also Bad People. Did Mari listen? No. So we have to drive all the way up there, just to prove a Point. And, of course, her parents spew some bullshit about... stuff.

Loki: They bounce, and the three of us are stuck at this house. And that's when the douche in me started to come out. We started screaming about how I told her so and whatnot.

Loki: After that, a lot of things were said. End of story.

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group chat // little fox, marshmallow, the archer

Ella: Mari is literally sitting here in my bedroom, CRYING.

Ella: What the fuck happened between you three???

Loki: She needs to get the fuck over it.

Ella: Loki!

Ella: Why are you literally always an insensitive asshole?

Ella: Effie?

Effie: We had a fight.

Effie: Something was said, Mari was wrong, Loki was a dick. This isn't unusual.

Loki: My level of Being a Dick was slightly higher than usual, I'll admit.

Loki: But this seriously wasn't on me.

Loki: Blame Alpha Bitch.

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group chat // little fox, marshmallow, the archer

Ella: Mari is literally sitting here in my bedroom, CRYING.

Ella: What the fuck happened between you three???

Loki: She needs to get the fuck over it.

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text → brae

Braeden: Uh... no?

Loki: W h a t

Loki: "Have you ever crushed on Tatum"

Loki: the hell

Loki: YES

Loki: Braeden, you've been crushing on Tatum since the day you met him.

Loki: Braeden, YOU'RE CRUSHING ON TATUM NOW

Loki: Why is everyone in my life so oblivious? What did I do to deserve this?

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text → brae

Braeden: Did I ever have a crush on Tatum?

Loki: What????

Loki: Is this a joke????

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text → tweedle dum

Ollie: ...You drove yourself insane over it, didn't you.

Loki: It wasn't a great time.

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text → tweedle dum

Ollie: Exactly like you.

Ollie: ...I've been driving myself insane for years, Lo, I think I'll be okay.

Loki: It's a different kind of insanity. Trust me on that one.

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text → tweedle dum

Ollie: I know...

Ollie: It doesn't make it suck any less, though.

Loki: No, it doesn't.

Loki: It doesn't always hurt this much, you know. Eventually, you realize that it's a lot less about you, and all about Ryker. He's just the kind of guy that everyone falls for. Like Caleb, or Tatum, or me. Definitely like me.

Loki: You're the love of her life. You can't forget that. This will always suck. He'll always make you feel like this. But you have to remember that you're the one she chose. Otherwise, you're going to drive yourself insane.

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text → tweedle dum

Ollie: She's been spending every day with him for over a week, Loki.

Ollie: Every free second they have, she's with him.

Loki: I know, kid.

Loki: You're talking to me, remember? I've been sharing Ariel with him since before we even got together.

Loki: And the most frustrating part is that he doesn't even KNOW. He has no idea what he's doing. He just... does it.

Loki: But her liking him does not make her love you any less. Trust me. There is no one in this world that she will ever love more than you. It's just a crush. Those of us who've been in your shoes call it the Ryker Effect. It happens to the best of us.

[lokibeaulieu]

text → tweedle dum

Ollie: Yeah...

Ollie: Thanks, Loki.

Loki: You're welcome.

Loki: Talk to her, Ollie. Trust me, it's not nearly as bad as you're probably thinking.

[lokibeaulieu]

text → tweedle dum

Ollie: I will.

Loki: Remember: you're number one.

[lokibeaulieu]

@maribanks Chill, thirsty.

@truegodofmischief

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text → tweedle dum

Ollie: It's fine.

Ollie: I'm fine.

Ollie: I have to go, Ezra will be calling soon and I can't miss him.

Ollie: I'll talk to you later.

Loki: ...Tell Tweedle Dee I said hi?

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@fromthechandeliier Did he still your girl, too???? #LMAO #ImNotAtAllSurprised #HeMightveStolenMyGirl #ButRykerIsOfficiallyMyFave #IllNeverLetGoRyker

@truegodofmischief

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text → prop. of mcalister & parrish

Effie: Oh my God, Loki.

Effie: I actually hate you right now.

Loki: You're overreacting. Don't worry, he'll understand.