Property of Loki, God of Mischief

Formerly the waffle iron of Tony Stark until one Loki, God of Mischief, came and swept me off my plug. Origins Fan Fiction Fan Art RP Relationships The Person behind Waffly

[caturdaynights]

[lilac-dreamsxo]

[cornerbakerycafe]

[lokiswaffleiron]

[coffeehouse-books]

[aimeers]

[foodhouse]

[magicianofmischief]

Call him what you will, there is no guarantee on a marriage yet.

[arcforaheart-deactivated2014111]

  Scotch Waffles.

[lokiswaffleiron]

Master Loki would never let you do that to me!

[magicianofmischief]

Call him what you will, there is no guarantee on a marriage yet.

[lokiswaffleiron]

Mistress Tony, then!

[daughterofshield-blog]

lokiswaffleiron started following you

[lokiswaffleiron]

Hello, human! Do you have any poptarts I can destroy?

[daughterofshield-blog]

Nope. Why are you destroying poptarts?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Good! And poptarts are evil! They lure humans away from healthier breakfast choices, like waffles!

[daughterofshield-blog]

Well what about Toaster Strudels? They aren’t very healthy either.

[lokiswaffleiron]

They are next!

[daughterofshield-blog]

Wait, you’re going to destroy Toaster Strudels too? So I’ll only be able to eat cereal, pancakes, waffles, and cold pizza for breakfast?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Yes! Waffles are great breakfast for breakfast!

[daughterofshield-blog]

*shrugs* I kind of prefer pancakes…

[lokiswaffleiron]

Waffles are better and have more culture!

[daughterofshield-blog]

I like Belgium waffles…

[lokiswaffleiron]

Anyone that likes Belgian Waffles is a friend of Waffly's!

[comatose-kitty-deactivated20120]

[xdeliciousdelights-blog]

[daughterofshield-blog]

lokiswaffleiron started following you

[lokiswaffleiron]

Hello, human! Do you have any poptarts I can destroy?

[daughterofshield-blog]

Nope. Why are you destroying poptarts?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Good! And poptarts are evil! They lure humans away from healthier breakfast choices, like waffles!

[daughterofshield-blog]

Well what about Toaster Strudels? They aren’t very healthy either.

[lokiswaffleiron]

They are next!

[daughterofshield-blog]

Wait, you’re going to destroy Toaster Strudels too? So I’ll only be able to eat cereal, pancakes, waffles, and cold pizza for breakfast?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Yes! Waffles are great breakfast for breakfast!

[daughterofshield-blog]

*shrugs* I kind of prefer pancakes…

[lokiswaffleiron]

Waffles are better and have more culture!

[lokiswaffleiron]

How did this "destroy ALL the poptarts!" thing start? Also, I've missed your waffly goodness :)

I have always hated poptarts, but now I have an ally to help me destroy them!

They are unhealthy, quick and easy, and disgusting!

Aw, I'm sorry I've been away. Master has kept me busy!

[daughterofshield-blog]

lokiswaffleiron started following you

[lokiswaffleiron]

Hello, human! Do you have any poptarts I can destroy?

[daughterofshield-blog]

Nope. Why are you destroying poptarts?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Good! And poptarts are evil! They lure humans away from healthier breakfast choices, like waffles!

[daughterofshield-blog]

Well what about Toaster Strudels? They aren’t very healthy either.

[lokiswaffleiron]

They are next!

[daughterofshield-blog]

Wait, you’re going to destroy Toaster Strudels too? So I’ll only be able to eat cereal, pancakes, waffles, and cold pizza for breakfast?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Yes! Waffles are great breakfast for breakfast!

[lokiswaffleiron]

Does my Poptart-Destroying Ally need Waffly?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Yay! Next up, the supermarkets!

[fearthedestroyer-deactivated201]

Supermarkets? What is this strange name you speak?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Supermarkets sell everything and a large assortment of poptarts for cheap!

[fearthedestroyer-deactivated201]

NAY! This cannot be allowed to continue show me these “supermarkets”

[lokiswaffleiron]

The nearest one is two blocks down!

[daughterofshield-blog]

lokiswaffleiron started following you

[lokiswaffleiron]

Hello, human! Do you have any poptarts I can destroy?

[daughterofshield-blog]

Nope. Why are you destroying poptarts?

[lokiswaffleiron]

Good! And poptarts are evil! They lure humans away from healthier breakfast choices, like waffles!

[daughterofshield-blog]

Well what about Toaster Strudels? They aren’t very healthy either.

[lokiswaffleiron]

They are next!