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jam • he/she/shark • 23 • art account @strawberryjampire

[beautifully-said]

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[rabbitkinglune777]

she's learning to do his hair!

[rabbitkinglune777]

i looked at this drawing again I'm gonna cry (happy tears)

[rabbitkinglune777]

peace and love on the trans furry planet earth

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[senatortedcruz]

[prokopetz]

There's something to be said for blocking someone on social media as an act of compassion. Sometimes I'll see someone popping up in my notes over and over again where it's like "okay, buddy, seeing my posts on your dash appears to cause you a great deal of emotional distress, so why don't we make it so you don't have to?"

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[premierhazel]

Chocolate package that says "imported from belgium", does cacao grow in belgium? No? Where does it grow? Congo, Ivory Coast, and Ghana? Brazil, Venezuela, and Peru? So why doesn't the package say imported from those places instead? Oh it's because all the peocessing is done in the imperial core and then they prevent those countries from being able to domestically process and export instead only allowing them to export raw materials and then forcing them to import the very products made from their exports except now it's marked up thousands of times.

[wizardelf]

[kaity--did]

We're spending a couple weeks in the upstate of New York with my parents and boy howdy are they being reintroduced into deals in a very big and aggressive way

[kaity--did]

"PAPA YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE DEALS!!"

[kaity--did]

Oh Papa you fool you absolute fool

Papa shook the cross road demons hand and said "yeah okay sure deal" thinking she would forget - but the Deals Warlock never forgets and she's here to collect.

6.5 hours later and tiny hand is outstretched and saying "Papa you made a DEAL let's go to the pool"

And away they toddle, a 5 year old patron and the foolish man who sold his soul

[kaity--did]

THE WARLOCK WILL ALWAYS COLLECT PAPA YOU MUST HEED THIS WARNING (please note this man has not been in a body of water bigger then a puddle in 15 years)

[kaity--did]

My mom: can you ask your dad to come out here and fix the pool filter

Me: (walks a friggen mile up to the house to relay the message)

My dad: unfortunately I can not because I did make a deal with your daughter that I am holding my end up of right now and I am frankly kinda scared of her

[the-haiku-bot]

My mom: can you ask

your dad to come out here and

fix the pool filter

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[3liza]

sleep medicine AS IT IS CURRENTLY PRACTICED is the most nonsense specialty with the stupidest doctors which is funny because it is arguably in theory like the top three or five most important functions of the human body (after circulation, respiration, and digestion?) in terms of both quality and quantity of life. nothing happened i was just reminded that i havent taken a big shit on sleep medicine recently and it was time. fuck you sleep medicine! get a real job you fuckin tubecucks. buillshit specialty for morons

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

[prokopetz]

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

[prokopetz]

I'm going to need you to approach me three times in a series of increasingly flimsy disguises by which I will be utterly fooled, each time asking me one of these five riddles, and you have to act like you're genuinely mad when I get the answers wrong. I can't get it up if the scorn isn't sincere.

[prokopetz]

[ammnontet]

the haunted game