[cheese24k]

[friku]

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

[kind-cult]

brrp brrrp brrrrp

[demisatyr]

this is the type of content i want to see on tumblr

[cig-queen-deactivated20150318]

i love this so much

[bottlesbreaking]

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

I’MM CRYING

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

[biscuitsandtee]

it was on sale

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

thanks mom

[rose-clementine]

[gutrots]

[cookiedoujin-deactivated2014072]

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

[bardnuts]

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

[porcelainmexican-blog]

Omg

[troylersombrero]

This is on my bucket list

[trappunzelll]

Omg 😍😍

[observando]

[time-travler-deactivated2016072]

I just wanna eat something smothered in peanut butter

[sometimesquicklysometimesslowly]

[bcfenix]

Corgi Snow flop

[corgiaddict]

yes

[grayday-parade-deactivated20150]

ITS LITTLE BUTT JIGGLES OMG

[4gifs]

[brunchingwithmyself-deactivated]

what you say? y’all wanna fight?!?!?!

[egberts]

[lolstar504-blog]

monobeartheater:“djsais: “ arceeofficial: “ june-and-the-ocean: “ egberts: “ if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it...

[disaffecting]

now listen here you little shit

[babyanimalposts]

[therelatableimages]

feeling sad? look at this baby animal blog!

[bled]

[therussianlife]

[gwenlightened-blog]

this is actually my favorite thing omg

[tessleeblog]