WAZZZAPPP!!!

Derp

[jess-su-verant]

“That’s the thing that really came into focus for me is that this needs to be in ‘G’ rated material because as soon as you separate this out - you say there is something inherently more adult about this - that is the root of the problem, that is the root of this fear, and this ignorance, and this hatred… there is nothing that is more adult about this, but you wouldn’t know that because you have never seen this in G-rated content! The-the gravity of that just really started to hit me and weigh on me because this is what you see as a child. What you learn as a child. And there’s this push for inclusion and acceptance - and everyone wants to do something about this - but it’s all being directed at adults! We need to teach children that this is okay. We need to teach children to be able to accept each other and themselves, and if you don’t they’re going to grow up knowing that something is wrong, and then they’ll have to unlearn that as an adult. That makes no sense to me!”

- Rebecca Sugar on the SU Podcast, explaining why she is a legend.

[glowing-gems-deactivated2025052]

I swear to God, this woman will be in the history books for all the right reasons

[sav3th3b33s]

[pearl-likes-pi]

Take a moment to think of Just

Her

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[butchflirt]

[awkwordalex]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

[monstermonstre]

gender: addams

[jess-su-verant]

“That’s the thing that really came into focus for me is that this needs to be in ‘G’ rated material because as soon as you separate this out - you say there is something inherently more adult about this - that is the root of the problem, that is the root of this fear, and this ignorance, and this hatred… there is nothing that is more adult about this, but you wouldn’t know that because you have never seen this in G-rated content! The-the gravity of that just really started to hit me and weigh on me because this is what you see as a child. What you learn as a child. And there’s this push for inclusion and acceptance - and everyone wants to do something about this - but it’s all being directed at adults! We need to teach children that this is okay. We need to teach children to be able to accept each other and themselves, and if you don’t they’re going to grow up knowing that something is wrong, and then they’ll have to unlearn that as an adult. That makes no sense to me!”

- Rebecca Sugar on the SU Podcast, explaining why she is a legend.

[glowing-gems-deactivated2025052]

I swear to God, this woman will be in the history books for all the right reasons

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White privilege in full display.

[frenchfries-andfuckerry-deactiv]

Trash

[sixpenceee]

Mt. Fuji cloud sweep from here

[sixpenceee]

We’re a pretty confusing species. Cartoon by Jake Likes Onions

[absolutelyalvaaron]

GP-02 by 黒猫工房

[vanillascentedthot]

She better go tf awff!!!

[thebiggirlwavybro-deactivated20]

YES BECAUSE I’M MAD 😊😊😊

[thismynewname]

GO AWFFFFFFFFFF

[stucklikeglu-deactivated2021112]

Y'all better stop reblogging Kermit in that black cloak and reblog THIS

[genlamar-deactivated20230923]

GO AWF ON PASTY

[thechronicleofshe]

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

__________

 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re

[theherunoirnetwork]

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

I’m saving this.

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

you can’t become a dental hygienist without a degree lmao

[toonami]

Just have to make it 24 more hours

[lone-wolf11]

I'm ready I hope power comes back tomorrow

[bee-poetic]

How to tell that it's getting bad again:

- I sleep to much or not at all -I eat too much or too little -I sound disinterested in everything -Be spaced out a lot - I will ramble a lot or not talk at all -I lose track of time - I make cynical comments, usually about myself -I push people away -I tend to rub my eyes and head a lot -I avoid eye contact -I am always shakey -I will avoid certain conversations

[thatsthat24]

have you ever been f****d in the a**

One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.

[lone-wolf11]

im ded

[decoy-ocelot]

[darkskinkid]

Stop telling black children to stay out of the sun because they’ll “get too black”

Your fear is rooted in colorism. You’re perpetuating colorism, and you’re keeping your children from loving themselves. Let them live, love, and allow themselves to be a generation of carefree conscious black children.