a nobody w/ long pants

looking for something

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[passionatemango]

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

[ohhwendypeffercorn]

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

[catazoid-deactivated20200420]

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

[x-file]

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

[bonnaconblitz]

Has science gone too far

[long-p4nts]

No

[whitepeopletwitter]

Interesting thought

[ithelpstodream]

[reallystellacadente]

Burger Queen.

[angryinkeddrunk]

THIS IS QUALITY

[nunyabizni]

The Sex Pistols tho

[dm-clockwork-dragon-old]

Somehow, I feel like she’s in on this.

[dianapforlunch]

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

[veryfunnymemes]

[babyanimalgifs]

baby animals blog

[long-p4nts]

THE SIGNS DURING THE PURGE

Aries: *runs naked through the streets*

Taurus: *sells drugs to their fellow purgers*

Gemini: *kills their spouse because they were getting annoyed of them*

Cancer: *litters and calls it a night*

Leo: *watches people killing each other in the streets with popcorn*

Virgo: *hacks the nation broadcasting system and plays porn*

Libra: *breaks into Walmart and stocks up on food*

Scorpio: *skips through the streets with a bloody machete like a maniac*

Sagittarius: *has the biggest (murder)party in the world and no cops can stop it #ProjectX*

Capricorn: *goes after all their enemies*

Aquarius: *hits up the mall*

Pisces: *let's all the zoo animals go free*

Sponsered by: The Purge Election Year, in theaters now! (not rlly LOL)

[cumdolli-deactivated20230305-de]

hello kitty protects my dank 🎀💫

[superphazed]

[ikwt]

[animalrates]

[diamamamia]

when you’re 34 and need to feed your two sons at home so you have to try to be relevant to the youth to get attention to be able to pay the rent

[slaveney]

when you’re a 34 year old mother of two and no longer have to worry about being “relevant to the youth” or getting their “attention” because you’ve already amassed a fortune of $395+ million and on top of that you’re also the c.e.o. of your own billion dollar empire who also gets paid close to $500k a night for your hour and a half performance at your wildly successful Vegas residency   

[cindycrawford]

funny how dianauriewentz slut shamed britney and called her attention seeking while at the same time reblogged that “Reasons Why Sexism Is Wrong” comic

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[brownies4myybrownie]

Lmfaoooooooooo

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

HE YELLED WHO IS IN HERE ON HIS WAY DOWN IM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK

[micdotcom]

Watch: Poet G Yamazawa nails what it’s like to grow up in the U.S. as the child of immigrants.

[diedinpompeji-deactivated201505]

PLUTO 2015

NASA

[wand-erin-gs]

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS

[aquariusdegel]

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THERE’S JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.

[babblingbug]

(Bunnies and Sunshine)

Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!

Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!

What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!

They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!

They’re a big responsibility!

This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!

[ludicrouscupcake]

BUNNY SAFETY SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE BUNNIES ARE IMPORTANT