Here come the Hetalia headcanons
- Canada grows a stubble just like France, he just shaves it regularly.
- Australia is the official dad of the micro-nations. He calls himself daddy and it pisses off Hutt River
- South Korea once sued China and almost sent his whole country into bankruptcy for using the word “when” without permission.
- all the countries come together, put aside their quarrels and party every time the world is predicted to end. Because when it actually does end, it can end on a good note.
- NEVER put Australia and Turkey in the same room, alone. All hell will break loose (Greece isn’t the only one with a vendetta against Turkey).
- despite his name, Iceland has warm body temperature, thats why the Nordics like to hug him.
- Hungary is an excellent singer. She discovered her ability when she wanted to play an instrument to impress Austria
- Romano low-key plays Neko atsume. He sometimes sends pictures of tubbs to Germany with the caption: this is you, you fucking fat potato hoe
- America goes into a Southern American accent when drunk. France finds it hot.
- Spain loves the Monty Python series. He loves it so much that he once got France and Prussia together and got them to pop up in random places yelling: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
- Finland sings in the shower. Very loudly.
- America once re-enacted the entire James Bond series. Most of the other countries were part of the cast without realising it, but Russia knew about it, he tried to get cast as the villain every time.
- Prussia likes reading those PrussiaxReader stories, so he can put himself in the readers place so he can be shipped with himself.
- Scotlands ability to play the bagpipe is at its highest when hes drunk.
- South Korea’s love for breasts came from Japan. Japan went to South Korea for opinions of a new style of art. Let’s just say he really liked what Japan had to show him.
- England played cooking mama once, he ended up throwing his DS out the window because of how bad he was at the game.
- Russia has a kiss the cook apron, we wears it regularly, even when he’s not cooking.
- Egypt was the one to introduce cats to Greece, he’s kind of regretting it now.
- Tony inherited that vulgar tongue from America. When he was still in space, America sent a time capsule containing all the famous Hollywood movies, most of them containing swearing. I think you can guess which ones were Tony’s favourite.
- the micro-nations go cloud watching regularly, sometimes Australia joins in, he annoys them by saying things like: “hey that cloud looks like a dick.”
- Wy is an excessive tim tam eater. No one can stop her. She owns all the flavours, and she doesn’t share easy.
- Sweden talks like pewdiepie when he’s drunk.
- Australia and Prussia are the kings of stubbing their toes on table legs, hitting their heads on doors, and falling over nothing. They recover in the most obscure ways, Australia mostly dabs and whips when he trips while Prussia says something witty and pulls a silly pose (that may or may not make it worse)
- America has the slowest reaction time. When someone (England) punches him, it takes about 2 seconds for it to register into his brain before he reacts.
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