But Are There Dragons?

Mia/18/she/they Think shitposting, but with nerd aesthetic

[rosesastrology]

Writing masterlist

Via @sodiumforsaltytimes

General

- Character template!

- How to write a novel

- How to write without experience

- First drafts…

- Mod writing post

- Specific setting ideas

- Cheat sheets for EVERYTHING

- The best masterpost you’ll ever see [1]

- Positivity for writers

- Considering publishing?

- Making a plot outline

Types of scenes

- The first chapter

- Sad scenes [How to make your readers cry, 2]

- Death scenes

- Killing off a character

- Anger

- Angst

- Horror

- Scary scenes

- Fiction

- Fanfiction

- Fantasy

- Sex scenes [1]

- Describing appearance

- Happy scenes

- The last chapters

Synonyms

- Dictionary [1]

- Masterpost

- Vocab list

- VOCABULARY

- Synonyms for commonly used words [1]

Death/pain

- Checklist to successfully killing a character

- Writing about traumatic injuries (+ anatomy)

- How does medicine affect your body? [+ types & side effects]

- Fatal lung diseases

- Limits of human survival

- How much alcohol can the body take?

- Breaking point: cold

- Breaking point: water pressure

- Breaking point: eating too much in one sitting

- Breaking point: blood loss

- Breaking point: electric shocks

- Breaking point: how long can you go without breathing?

- Breaking point: G-force

- Breaking point: radiation

- FATALITY OF ALL DISEASES

- ALL MENTAL DISORDERS (+ symptoms & treatment)

- Signs of emotional abuse

Smut

- How to write good smut

- A 101 on smut

AU’s and prompts

- Prompts

- OTP AU’s

- Creative writing prompts

- Handy shit

Reference

- General

- Name meanings

- Lots of recourses

- Search engines

- Google like a boss

- In/extrovert etc. character ref sheet

- Character flaws

- How to write abt diversity

- Awesome sites

- BODY REFERENCES

- Clothing timeline ref

- LEGAL sites to download literature

- Realistic travel template (traveling by a horse? Fuck yeah)

- Symbols for writing usage

- Describing eyes

- Writing about ADHD characters

Misc

- Colors and emotions

- How to give useful critique

Useful Tumblrs

- @writingtipsandtricks

- @wordsnstuff

- @sophialikestowrite

- @writeworld

- @lizard-is-writing

- @writingdotcoffee

- @writingprompts

- @blackgirlmagicwrites

- @rphelper

- @writing-tips-daily

- @el-norawrites

- @bucketsiler

- @writeontheedge

- @thewritingnook

- @thewordriven

- @she-who-fights-and-writes

- @brynwrites

[thatwest0nkid-deactivated202106]

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

[somethingdnd]

interesting method

[takeo14]

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

[somethingdnd]

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

[onion-ice]

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

[somethingdnd]

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

[captain-forsyth]

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

[somethingdnd]

then you have a very busy continent

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones

[somethingdnd]

Adjusted for all dice you might have

D20

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

D12

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands

11: Farms and towns

12: Larger cities

D10

1-3: Plains and fields

4-6: Forests

7-8: Mountains

9: Tundras and snow covered lands

10: Farms and towns

D8

1-4: Plains and fields

5-6: Forests

7: Mountains

8: Tundras and snow covered lands

D6

1-3: Plains and fields

4: Forests

5-6: Mountains

D4

1-2: Plains and fields

3: Forests

4: Mountains

[words-are-chaos]

Holy shit. Definitely using this.

[jonkakes]

I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.

[askcommisaryarrick]

((This is genius, seriously))

[grumsal]

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

[classycarolinagirl]

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[pearls-for-cats]

me:

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Afternoon dress, 1897, California.

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[femmeslash]

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

[femmeslash]

the void is loud and wants chicken

[mutilatedcarapace]

i think we can all collectively agree that we need to go to church

[that-weird-breton-girl]

???????

[sswing-statess]

Never change, Bethesda.

[legendarydefenderallura]

Spirited Away isn’t a movie it’s an emotion

[previoustags]

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

[catzgba]

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

[toomuchlamenotenoughbears]

get fucking rekt OP

[snowund2-deactivated20180918]

take it back now nya'll

one glomp this time! :3c

[weeniebagel]

[smeasel]

Right paw lets stomp Left paw lets stomp HOWL! (AWOOOOO) Everybody wag your tails!

[weeniebagel]

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[hwoaarang]

a concept for 2k17; videogames get cheaper and I get richer 

[monstrouslilme-blog]

a concept for 2k17; people play less videogames, become less greedy, and focus on things that are truly important

[hwoaarang]

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

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