What?

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ethically sourced moles

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going onto hannigram twitter, posting “Do you think they do CBT” and refusing to elaborate

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on a scale of 1-10 who’s your favourite character from The Numberjacks

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Inventing time travel and going back in time to press on my own soft spot so i dont grow up to invent time travel and cant press my own soft spot

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“well if it ain’t broke!”

i say, standing over the mangled corpse of the machine

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sorry cant hang out, colander’s not gonna drain itself yeno

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it’s crazy just how many circuses and their subsequent monkeys are simply not mine

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im low on karma, jarvis, post on the wrong platform

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“i deserve a little treat” and it’s just me giving my body vital nutrients its been begging for for a week

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Cear Bares

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the posts i make on here are catered to a very particular type of person and humour

so if that isnt you

what the fuck dude? :(

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when i say “dinner and a movie first” i specifically mean Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

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i’ve got a bone to pick with you

- me, a vulture, asking my vulture crush on a vulture date

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i like my cheese how i like my women

older than me

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an ancient roman leaving a tip when paying their meal after an exemplary dining experience

“now, take this with a pinch of salt”

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one thing i just really hate about the way i am is that it’s practically impossible for anyone to ever really be able to see me or help me in the state that i get to when I’m alone, because if somebody were there to help, i wouldn’t be alone anymore, and there wouldn’t be anything to fix

i know that sounds kinda stupid but i just wish someone could see what i’m like, but they’re never gonna see because it’s contradictory

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Life gave me no lemons (a man’s body) so i’m making my own lemonade (HRT) with citrus powder (Oestrogen) and piss (Piss)