My Whatever

Porque, se é meu, posso chamar do que quizer.

[welele]

[kuntsuragi]

You’ve heard of the manic pixie dream girl, now get ready for

the apathetic goblin delusion woman

[nermrod]

Anonymously send me

A purpose in life

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[looserwithoutshoes]

parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*

me: *becomes irritated in response*

parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence

[shouldnt]

I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

[hebrewbby]

Hahagood one sharon! Tell the kids I say hi! Angie wants to bring the snacks to the little league game on saturday

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

LOL……. Bob’s gonna love this one!!! :-)

[daily-bad-jokes]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[hannahismyharto]

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

[saintghost]

halloween costume idea: naughty 19th century woman. wear dress that shows ankles and tell people you’re going to vote.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

sexy suffragette 

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[olimar]

does whatever a sipdre cna

[cherryfrq]

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

[useless-swedenfacts]

#do u want to die in danish or english

[dutchster]

hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think?

before:

after:

[dumbfricker-deactivated20141125]

[teenagedream]

I’ll show you my true colors.

[tevsmith-deactivated20170504]

[boguncle]

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

[mysharona1987]

A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.

Caitlin Stasey (via guccier)