We Are the Borg

Resistance is futile.

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The fact that brits are using these hashtags to demand an election means they are very very cross #VoteBlueGetPoo #TorySewageParty #TurdReich #TurdWorldCountry

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If 69 is the answer, what is the question?

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Four more cases of lycanthropy in the Kingdom of Skerry and other stories » Matrix Dreams

I was tuning up the Fantasy World News Engine and found these gems.

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Can we offer you a little light assimilation?

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Our evil plan is to slowly assimilate all tea so we can trap The Spiffing Brit.

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Generate a fresh YouTube Bingo card every time you load the page.

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Why are frogs?

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The borg strongly suggests you follow @lordmattuk

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Shop TUBBZ Star Trek Borg Collectible Duck Figurine – Official Star Trek Merchandise – Unique Limited Edition Collectors Vinyl Gift. Free delivery and returns on eligible orders of £20 or more.

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Burp 2.0

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Please note that Tory MPs make for unreliable drones. If you are a member of the affiliate assimilation program, please return your Tories to whatever amoral hole you found them in.

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Hello, welcome to the assimilation chamber. We are offering body horror assimilation to the left and blood curdling screaming to the right.

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Please stop offering us Tory voters for assimilation. Even we don’t want them.

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hmm...

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For a limited time only we are offering buy one get ninety free on our ultra-agonising assimilation program.