live fast die young bad lords do it well

Lord Byron. Writer. Traveller. Bi. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a fuck. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

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interesting u came back after the announcement of midnight sun,,, quite byronic

as an admirer of the vampiric lifestyle...you may be on to something

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Hello Byron ! Thoughts on the pandemic that's devouring the current World ?!?! Oh, and how have you been spending your quarantine? Regards, An ardent admirer

i will admit it has filled me with a certain melancholy. not to mention polidori has taken it upon himself to quarantine with me and won’t leave me to sulk while looking out over my balcony in peace. so i have taken his advice to be “productive” in quarantine just to placate him.

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after a long sabbatical i have come back to this godless land with news that i am in fact baby

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Which Disney song should be your theme song? (And favourite Disney movie?)

gaston would be my theme song except replace gaston with BYRON.

as for my favorite disney film, i would say hercules because i see myself in hercules...

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i’m studying When We Two Parted in my English lit class. any extra notes i can make on my analysis that would make it Super Amazing and All Around Epic™️??

i am sure your work has long since passed, but i am going to let you in on a little secret: it is about my pet bear.

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What’s your favourite song?

recently i’ve found that the song “boss bitch” by the artist of the name “doja cat” really speaks to my being and state of mind

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How do u feel about johnny keats calling you “six foot tall” when you’re actually shorter than that ........

well i’d say it is actually the only thing he ever got right in his wretched life! 

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hi lord byron im just here to very dramatically express my undying and most ardent affection for my very favorite person who is a literal ANGEL and i would DIE for them in a HEARTBEAT. they are my light in the darkness and i love them so much it almost hurts and sometimes they actually make my heart skip a beat which is slightly concerning but if i die from a heart attack while talking to them at least i’ll die happy. i hope they see this and know it’s for them bc they follow your account lmao

what a privilege it is to die in awe of another. 

i hope they will see this and that flowers will bloom within their heart.

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Lord Byron, what inspired you to fuck half the population of London including your STEP sister ?? ( take note of the use of capitals ) Regards, A humble follower

not to be curt but sometimes you have to do it to them and them is the country of england

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Thoughts on Freddie Mercury???

what a man! i’m sure we would’ve be good, dramatic friends if only we’d existed at the same time...

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Do you identify more as dramatic hoe or an extra bitch? Asking for a friend of a friend

tell your friend that i am in fact a perfect and rare mix of dramatic hoe and extra bitch

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yes but truly did u ever try it on with percy shelley

that is for me and percy and anyone in our general vicinity to know and you to find out...

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how was Greece? any notable things (or people) done?

i died. i had a fine time but i died.

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Happy birthday bitch*

thank you for the distinction...

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happy birthday

thank you - in the process of answering my birthday messages fashionably late, as you do

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Have you seen the shorts that say "are you nasty" on the butt?? Those would fit u

they would, i would love to acquire a pair someday 

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Who's the one person from your time you'd want to talk to today but can't?

keats so i could roast him one last time