No One Listens to Me

Nothing would go wrong if people just listened to me. Yes, Isildur, I'm talking about you. 

[lordmemelrond]

(Glawion) ada? What does your diary look like?

It’s a very large, leather bound book with three golden clasps keeping it shut. You haven’t seen it, have you. Little One?

[sun-and-moon-elflingmeme-deacti]

He his head slowly

I might have been reading it…I thought it was a special book, my apologies ada

[lordmemelrond]

*smiles softly*

‘Tis alright, Little One, you meant no harm. You weren’t entirely wrong either; it is quite a special book, which is why I would like it back now.

[sun-and-moon-elflingmeme-deacti]

He pulls the book out from behind his back

Here you go ada, I made sure nothing bad happened to it.

[lordmemelrond]

*Takes the book and hugs him*

Thank you, Little One. Now why don’t we do something fun? Do you want some candy?

[lordmemelrond]

Question for mod: Is Ecthelion taken? (From the Silm)

// I..don’t know actually. I know @kili-princeoferebor-memes has a list somewhere, I don’t know how recently updated it is (if it even can be updated, there are so many accounts). 

Question to meme mods: Is Ecthelion Taken? To your knowledge? 

[lordmemelrond]

Other than my family, I’m beginning to think @faramirsonofdenethor is the only valid person. Well, at least, the only valid human. He is a good man, and I am certain he doesn’t think I am a bird.

[gil-galad-elvenking-of-memes]

I am honestly not sure if I count as family. But you are a bird. It says so in your diary.

[lordmemelrond]

I do count you as family, if not, at the very least, a very close friend. I’m afraid I have to tell you that the book you now possess is not my diary - my diary has nothing about me being a bird.

[gil-galad-elvenking-of-memes]

You know I love you, right? It is time to fully accept yourself as you are. A bird.

[lordmemelrond]

Adar I am not a bird.

[gil-galad-elvenking-of-memes]

Yes, you are. Don’t worry, we still love you.

[lordmemelrond]

*glares*

No I’m no- hrmph.

*sighs* Fine, believe me to be a bird if you wish. It won’t make it any less false.

[lordmemelrond]

(Glawion) ada? What does your diary look like?

It’s a very large, leather bound book with three golden clasps keeping it shut. You haven’t seen it, have you. Little One?

[sun-and-moon-elflingmeme-deacti]

He his head slowly

I might have been reading it…I thought it was a special book, my apologies ada

[lordmemelrond]

*smiles softly*

‘Tis alright, Little One, you meant no harm. You weren’t entirely wrong either; it is quite a special book, which is why I would like it back now.

[lordmemelrond]

Wait,,,, so y’all arEnt birds?? Like at all?

I don’t know, Anon, are we?

[lordmemelrond]

Do you ever think Aragorn and Arwen are like Romeo and Juliet in a way? With Legolas and Gimli being Mercutio and Tybalt, and Eowyn is Rosaline, and Gandalf is Friar Lawrence? Here's a question - who do you think would be Paris? Or Benvolio? ((I love this idea. I thought of it a while ago)) -Elénaril, @elenaril-the-meme-child (a dwelf in Imladris)

Romeo and Juliet... the human story? In what way are Aragorn and my daughter like them?

@elenaril-the-meme-child

[lordmemelrond]

question for the mod: what was it like being barrelled over by the growing momentum of #elrondisabird

// I find the whole things hilarious! I mean, Elrond is definitely annoyed by the whole thing (well, mostly, deep down he finds it ever so slightly amusing), so when I’m in character I act accordingly, but I honestly don’t think I’ve laughed so hard at something in a while!

[lordmemelrond]

What if both you and Thranduil are birds? WAIT what if all elves are also birds but only you and thranduil have been alive long enough to be able to turn into birds???

I suppose if I am a bird, then that must mean all elves are birds. There cannot be any other explanation! Unless, of course, I am not a bird at all.

[thranduilmemeking]

*leaves him a bag of bird seed*

@lordmemelrond This must be for you. 

[lordmemelrond]

Clearly not, the people have been enlightened. Mirkwood is quite far from Imladris.

[lordmemelrond]

(Glawion) ada? What does your diary look like?

It’s a very large, leather bound book with three golden clasps keeping it shut. You haven’t seen it, have you. Little One?

[lordmemelrond]

My love, are you certain you haven’t misplaced your diary? -Celebrian

I am certain. I put it in the same place every night. It was the, oh let’s see, 48th volume? I’ve gotten quite good at placing them where I can find them, and hiding them when they are of no more use.

@celememerian

[celememerian]

Obviously amused

Only 48?

Surely no one would take something as private as your diary? Elrohir is still out on patrol, and Elladan seems very distracted with…whatever he’s doing with those fish.

[lordmemelrond]

There may possibly be 47 volumes of diaries stashes around Imladris, but I don’t think anyone would find my angsty teenage years or mischievous shenanigans interesting.

Glorfindel said he would help look for it, I hope he does. As for Elladan…those fish worry me. 

[celememerian]

I, personally, would be very interested in reading those particular volumes.

The fish also worry me. I hope whatever he is planning does not cause too much chaos, or at least, not more than Eldarians jello pool.

[lordmemelrond]

Yes, Eldarion is beginning to greatly worry me… I’ve heard rumors, and I very much hope they aren’t true. If Elladan’s fish cause half as much trouble, then I have a feeling it’s going to be very chaotic. If…you want to read those particular volumes… I suppose you would be able to.

[celememerian]

At least jello will dissolve in water, it is near impossible to get rid of rotting fish smells. I’m more concerned about Eldarion wanting to put dwarves artifacts in jello.

Really? I would love to read those, if you’re comfortable with it.

[lordmemelrond]

As amusing as it would be to see dwarven artifacts in jello, I’m not terribly worried about it. I am more worried about the rumors he’s been wanting a magic ring, and, given my experiences, I have to say that’s a bad idea. Of course you can read them…except for the poetry, it really is bad.

[celememerian]

…a magic ring? Who told him about those??

Wonderful, I look forward to reading what teenage Elrond wrote in his diaries.

[lordmemelrond]

I’m not certain, but I’m worried he could get himself into trouble.

I’ll get my old diaries out so you can look through them right away!

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

Hmm, curious 🤔

I think we’ve been looking at the wrong elf...

@thranduilmemeking

[thranduilmemeking]

There has obviously been a mistake.

[lordmemelrond]

Are you sure about that?

[thranduilmemeking]

Yes, just as I am sure that you are a bird.

[lordmemelrond]

Ah, but you see, you would only truly know if I was a bird if you yourself were a bird. Therefore, by accusing me of being a bird, you’re admitting to your fowl ways.

[thranduilmemeking]

I know that you are a bird because Galion saw it and he is the most reliable source of information.

[lordmemelrond]

You can hide it all you want Thranduil, try to point towards me to change the subject, but that does not change that you are a bird with reliable evidence and I am not.

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

Hmm, curious 🤔

I think we’ve been looking at the wrong elf...

@thranduilmemeking

[thranduilmemeking]

There has obviously been a mistake.

[lordmemelrond]

Are you sure about that?

[thranduilmemeking]

Yes, just as I am sure that you are a bird.

[lordmemelrond]

Ah, but you see, you would only truly know if I was a bird if you yourself were a bird. Therefore, by accusing me of being a bird, you’re admitting to your fowl ways.

[lordmemelrond]

My love, are you certain you haven’t misplaced your diary? -Celebrian

I am certain. I put it in the same place every night. It was the, oh let’s see, 48th volume? I’ve gotten quite good at placing them where I can find them, and hiding them when they are of no more use.

@celememerian

[celememerian]

Obviously amused

Only 48?

Surely no one would take something as private as your diary? Elrohir is still out on patrol, and Elladan seems very distracted with…whatever he’s doing with those fish.

[lordmemelrond]

There may possibly be 47 volumes of diaries stashes around Imladris, but I don’t think anyone would find my angsty teenage years or mischievous shenanigans interesting.

Glorfindel said he would help look for it, I hope he does. As for Elladan…those fish worry me. 

[celememerian]

I, personally, would be very interested in reading those particular volumes.

The fish also worry me. I hope whatever he is planning does not cause too much chaos, or at least, not more than Eldarians jello pool.

[lordmemelrond]

Yes, Eldarion is beginning to greatly worry me… I’ve heard rumors, and I very much hope they aren’t true. If Elladan’s fish cause half as much trouble, then I have a feeling it’s going to be very chaotic. If…you want to read those particular volumes… I suppose you would be able to.

[celememerian]

At least jello will dissolve in water, it is near impossible to get rid of rotting fish smells. I’m more concerned about Eldarion wanting to put dwarves artifacts in jello.

Really? I would love to read those, if you’re comfortable with it.

[lordmemelrond]

As amusing as it would be to see dwarven artifacts in jello, I’m not terribly worried about it. I am more worried about the rumors he’s been wanting a magic ring, and, given my experiences, I have to say that’s a bad idea. Of course you can read them...except for the poetry, it really is bad.

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

Hmm, curious 🤔

I think we’ve been looking at the wrong elf...

@thranduilmemeking

[thranduilmemeking]

There has obviously been a mistake.

[lordmemelrond]

Are you sure about that?

[lordmemelrond]

My love, are you certain you haven’t misplaced your diary? -Celebrian

I am certain. I put it in the same place every night. It was the, oh let’s see, 48th volume? I’ve gotten quite good at placing them where I can find them, and hiding them when they are of no more use.

@celememerian

[celememerian]

Obviously amused

Only 48?

Surely no one would take something as private as your diary? Elrohir is still out on patrol, and Elladan seems very distracted with…whatever he’s doing with those fish.

[lordmemelrond]

There may possibly be 47 volumes of diaries stashes around Imladris, but I don’t think anyone would find my angsty teenage years or mischievous shenanigans interesting.

Glorfindel said he would help look for it, I hope he does. As for Elladan…those fish worry me. 

[celememerian]

I, personally, would be very interested in reading those particular volumes.

The fish also worry me. I hope whatever he is planning does not cause too much chaos, or at least, not more than Eldarians jello pool.

[lordmemelrond]

Yes, Eldarion is beginning to greatly worry me... I’ve heard rumors, and I very much hope they aren’t true. If Elladan’s fish cause half as much trouble, then I have a feeling it’s going to be very chaotic. If...you want to read those particular volumes... I suppose you would be able to.

[lordmemelrond]

💍, 🚪

I always feel overjoyed, absolutely smitten I suppose would be the correct phrasing, every time I see Celebrian. I cannot imagine how an someone such as I got to be the luckiest man in all of Arda by marrying her. As for the second question, I don’t know what a “phone” is, but I’m usually more than happy to let people borrow whatever they need to! Unless it’s my kingfisher quill... that is a special item.