I ordered some six-sided dice, because Monster of the Week is played with d6s, and I wanted cool ones.
They came in the mail today.
Except I somehow missed the fact that they are AN INCH AND A HALF ACROSS
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
Legit, you can roll with them like Normal dice. Nobody at the table will ever mix them up with thiers and take them home. At least on accident.
But that’s Boring (TM)
They’re now Monster Minis! If you liked the Gelatinus Cube, you’ll Love the NOIR SKULL PROBABILITY CUBE.
Stack ‘em up and use them as the Wizard’s BITCHING SKULL TOWER OF CHANCE
If you’re GMing, pull them out for when a Big Boss comes out to intimidate players
Unless they roll badly, then they can be Cursed Dice you give naughty players that forget thier dice.
Use them for a Goth Photoshoot featuring other Cool Black objects and Nimitz, Terror of the Underbrush.
Record an album to use the resulting photos as cover art.
If they roll REALLY badly, make an example of them in front of the other dice by putting an eyescrew in the corner of 2 of the, connecting with a chain and making badass Rear-view-mirror Dice that also double as an improvised Emergency Flail.
CRITICAL HIT
I look forward to her Debut Album.
