Lord Plum Dabney VII

1,001 Surgeries in a boy

[eyes-on-jesus]

Jesus is good and you do have time.

[lordplumdabney]

fun fact one of my galbladers belonged to Jesus

[lordplumdabney]

whwre is everyone

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my new High Regent is so much funnier than petty regent dabnius who i have not actually seen in a while huh

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i have decided to Ppromote the Thief, the Slip of the Night, Salverous Quake, to High Regent and bestowed 33'0 acres to her just to piss off the petty regent

[lordplumdabney]

the Thief and i have enetered into an unsteady truce over a game of Gentleman's Billiards

[lordplumdabney]

anyone know how to Home Alone urgent Call

[lordplumdabney]

ijust took six 15 rounds from the thiefs big and powerful Glock 43X

[lordplumdabney]

anyone know how to Home Alone urgent Call

[lordplumdabney]

dear shrunken head,

yes i am hiding in the collectibles hall because there is a thief afoot

no you do not have to tell me to Man Up and kill him because...... drum roll ...... killing is not a Lordly duty....????

[wheatfish-in-a-basket]

Favorite underrated saint?

[lordplumdabney]

Saint Grolht Wis Porimeer of House Champain. technically his sainthood was given to him surgically but that doesnt make him less Real, Honey

[lordplumdabney]

i'm alone in the Dabney manor and i just heard a thief bell jingle

[lordplumdabney]

not me going to bait the treacherous rat from hiding with my cask of souls and seeing the moat of dead corpses is all bones abd you can just walk across it now 🤦‍♂️

[lordplumdabney]

i'm alone in the Dabney manor and i just heard a thief bell jingle

[lordplumdabney]

the county Tumblr sends a herald to seek of my Tryue Age.... mehe methinks their backwater scientist's will truggle to comprehenze my infinite youth

[lordplumdabney]

my trinkets

[lordplumdabney]

so i'm installing a duck pond where my mothers fathers graves are ^_^

[tboy-cock]

hey so we can talk about trans men. we can make art featuring trans men. we can headcanons characters as trans men. we can discuss the politics and oppression surrounding being a trans man. we can talk about loving trans men. and this does not take away from trans women, we can talk about trans men. its ok

[lordplumdabney]

we can talk about getting surgeries of such elaborate frivolity, scale and dimenshion. we can make our bodies unrecognisable under the scintillant touch of the scalpel. we can furnish our teems of surgeons with the necessary mink and mercury for their worldwide adventuers. we can talk about our esoteric surgeries. Amen

[howardlyexisting]

I loveeee movies but if they ever have some sort of symbolism? Flies right over my head. I swear you’d practically have to throw it at my face like it’s gym class and we’re playing dodgeball with those rubber balls

[lordplumdabney]

i dont even watch movies anymore because the only one that my petty regent has is called Phantasmagoria and its jsut: skull gets bigger and smaller over and over. he thinks its so cool and the onlly symbolism i gUess is that death is constantly in proximity to us but i if i wanted to learn that then i would simply look to my memento mori

[writersisland]

i need all the ai “beta reader” bots in my replies to have their data center exploded

[lordplumdabney]

word. in my town there are no data centers and it's because a p p a r e n t l y the same impermeable mist that cloaks Dabney, Portecester from satellites and google also has us like wayyy out of touch with the erest of the worlds tecnology? so when people get trapped here theyre like really trapped lol.