i yam a regular worm just like you

27 | 🐝 | they/she | evil

[lordworm]

worm seeking worms

"Must be motherfucking down to motherfucking clown," - Shitty Knight

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[faerevolution]

personally I think if your first response to "have you considered transitioning" is to list the ways women are expected to perform in society that you don't want to be expected to comply with, what you need is estrogen plus feminism, not more experience with makeup

[faerevolution]

like girl let's be be so for real right now none of the dykes I know are shaving for anybody. that is not a mandatory task. you could be so free all you have to do is reach out and take it my friend

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[lordworm]

I do think that shane topping is just like,,, a hobby that him and Ilya pick up sometimes. like how sometimes you sew for like three weeks

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[tlirsgender]

Realizing I'm somebody's longterm follower who they don't follow back but check in on every so often. This is what's happening when you see the [Following] in your notes

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[logicoso]

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

[charl0ttan]

i dont believe that you have to be living badly to be doing drugs. i believe many of the happiest people in the world are on drugs

[lordworm]

NEVERMIND IM GOING AGAIN

[lordworm]

I have abandoned watching the stanley cup final to instead get high and think about beautiful fat women instead 🙂‍↕️

[lordworm]

I am once more watching the stanley cup final 😔

[lordworm]

I have abandoned watching the stanley cup final to instead get high and think about beautiful fat women instead 🙂‍↕️

[lordworm]

fat women are so fucking hot ❤️ wow happy pride fr 💖🏳️‍🌈

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous